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Would you win in a fight against a baby polar bear?
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Title is self-explanatory.

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I don't know... I could probably take it on, but it might be too cute for me to hurt it.

I mean could you really hurt this

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^ I'm with this guy. I could probably win...but why would I want to hurt adorableness?

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Posted 9/26/14

Y U Kill me?
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if i was hungry enough....
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^
I would not do it, what if its mother saw me?
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I knew somebody would.
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I don't think I could do it. That's just a baby animal who couldn't possibly fit into the broader scheme of anything. It's too small to feed or warm anyone, it's too innocent and harmless to be a threat to anyone, what reason could there possibly be for me to kill it? The poor thing couldn't win a fight against me, but that's just it! The little thing isn't any threat to me at all. There's not even any honor or sport in killing a baby polar bear. Who could kill a baby polar bear? Who?

-excised edit-

Yeah, I went all Apocalypse Now on you folks. Sorry about that. ^__^
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Oh god, I'll lose if they look at me like that
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Posted 9/26/14

BlueOni wrote:

I don't think I could do it. That's just a baby animal who couldn't possibly fit into the broader scheme of anything. It's too small to feed or warm anyone, it's too innocent and harmless to be a threat to anyone, what reason could there possibly be for me to kill it? The poor thing couldn't win a fight against me, but that's just it! The little thing isn't any threat to me at all. There's not even any honor or sport in killing a baby polar bear. Who could kill a baby polar bear? Who?


You don't have to kill it though. That'd be unnecessarily cruel
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Shwuishu wrote:

You don't have to kill it though. That'd be unnecessarily cruel


Well, what would I do then? Do you mean pinning it to the ground for a count? I guess I could do that, but it wouldn't prove much. Look at the amazon woman, she can pin something 1/16 her size!
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It depends on what you mean by baby, some people put up pictures of polar bears that I could stomp to death if I wanted to. Even if they were bigger than that I still think I could take one on
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I would win.
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bathroom64 wrote:

I would win.


Well, yeah. You're an earth bender.
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