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Post Reply Who Would Win In A Fight, Superman Or A Loli?
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Pretty explanatory.

The title says it all.

Or does it?

You think the title means one thing, but then it's all like LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE and it turns out that that yeah, "My Childhood Friend Is A Trap?!" is actually meant to be taken literally.

Damn.

Like, DAYUM.


And you wonder whose fault it is, the audience being pandered to, the audience with unrealistic expectations, authorial intent or maybe meddling publishers.

But you don't know, because the fan translator who translates the interviews and supplementary materials that come bundled with the blu-ray and hug pillows wandered into Pixiv one day and got lost somewhere between Touhou Avenue and KanColle Boulevard.

So you find yourself wondering, "just what does this all mean anyways", and then you are thankful that Light Novels don't have any shame about lewdly going into obscene detail about every detail of the story they lifted from that other otaku who made millions writing some fanfic based on fanart of some Vocaloid song about a background character from This Summers Hottest New Show!

Supes is Super Man Prime, loli can be any loli that is based on an existing property, but not doujins, even though Zone tells us all doujins are canon.


Because to hell with anyone NTRing MarissaXReimu.

They are adorable together.

So, Crunchy:

Who would win in a fight?

Superman, or a Loli?

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Max..........y. just y

But I guess I'll answer the question, Superman.
Posted 9/27/14 , edited 2/11/15
...What? I read your post and have no idea what you're talking about lol, so I'm gonna take the question at face value and say superman would beat the shit out of a loli any day.
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But, to answer your question Superman would win in a fight..... Unless the loli was magical then he would lose since that's his weakness.
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Loli's conquer all else, because they have the "Boys in Blue" on their side.
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Posted 9/27/14

x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

Loli's conquer all else, because they have the "Boys in Blue" on their side.


lmao
Posted 9/27/14
police probably already resent the show off superman
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Posted 9/27/14
plz no
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Posted 9/27/14
Neither.


A yuri loli.
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Posted 9/27/14
It depends... is the loli one of Supes' rogues gallery?
If so, likely Supes would win.

Is it just some loli who gets in the middle of danger? The loli probably wins? Getting saved by the Blue Boy Scout.

If the Loli is away from any danger... Nobody either wins or loses.

The real winner though...
The main woman: Loli-Lobo!
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severticas wrote:


x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

Loli's conquer all else, because they have the "Boys in Blue" on their side.


lmao


Posted 9/27/14 , edited 9/27/14

RedExodus wrote:

plz no


my sadistic side lols at this loli

jk

we can't have this happen
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Posted 9/27/14 , edited 9/27/14



I think magical girl Illya could beat Superman.
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Posted 9/27/14 , edited 9/27/14

severticas wrote:


RedExodus wrote:

plz no


my sadistic side lols at this loli

jk

we can't have this happen


Better melt Soupman like chocolate with a kryptonite qt dynamite!

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