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Posted 10/7/14

NotHitman wrote:

I was curious about your M/F and I wanted to see if you were both. I looked through your window last night to see you having sex with yourself while playing on the WII-U. You need to clean your bedroom window on the outside. ;)


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Posted 10/7/14

Aura-chan wrote:


NotHitman wrote:

I was curious about your M/F and I wanted to see if you were both. I looked through your window last night to see you having sex with yourself while playing on the WII-U. You need to clean your bedroom window on the outside. ;)




Oh god! -grabs ladder and crowbar- Which is your window again?
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Posted 10/7/14 , edited 4/17/15
*speaks in angry binary code*

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I will eat your entire planet.
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Posted 10/7/14 , edited 10/7/14
^Try it biotch. I'll kick yer ass raw.



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Posted 10/7/14
well, what are you?
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$20 for clothed, $50 for some skin.


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Posted 10/8/14
Ummmmmmm...will You help Me back a Caek?
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It's already been baked, but not as baked as I am.
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Phersu wrote:

It's already been baked, but not as baked as I am.


Muahahaha. Phersu is baked to perfection.
Posted 10/8/14
I like your left leg.
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