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You Meet Buddha on the Road What Do You Do?
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The Buddhist phrase, 'If you meet Buddha on the road, kill him.'

What would you do?

I'd motorboat his big Buddha belly, he'd laugh, and then we'd go on Buddha+Phersu adventures through space and time.
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Do nothing.
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ask, What's it like in Nirvana?
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Let him be while he enjoys his vacation with Jesus.
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I would ask him if he would like to sit and meditate with me.. Straight up.. After that, I wouldn't say another thing to him... That is unless he asked me something.. But I'm not sure that is how things would go.. In fact I'm not sure I would even ask to begin with.. Not sure if I would have to.. There is a certain amount of power in silence. I feel like the meditation would be initiated without spoken words... Lol, it would be really great if we had more people join us too.
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IT would be interesting to meet me. I might learn something that I didn't know.

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ReadingTheStars95 wrote:

I would ask him if he would like to sit and meditate with me.. Straight up.. After that, I wouldn't say another thing to him.


Motorboat him. Do it.


GrateSaiyaman wrote:

IT would be interesting to meet me. I might learn something that I didn't know.



Did you know bulls are colorblind, and the red cape isn't meant to excite them, but the crowd? Bulls can't even see the color red.
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Phersu wrote:


ReadingTheStars95 wrote:

I would ask him if he would like to sit and meditate with me.. Straight up.. After that, I wouldn't say another thing to him.


Motorboat him. Do it.


GrateSaiyaman wrote:

IT would be interesting to meet me. I might learn something that I didn't know.



Did you know bulls are colorblind, and the red cape isn't meant to excite them, but the crowd? Bulls can't even see the color red.


I think I remember that from someplace, kind of like wearing blaze-orange camo works because deer can only see in black & white too. Although, you still have to be still in order for the deer not to see you.
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I'd ask him how to get into the same club as Jesus, Mohammed, and Tatsuya Shiba.
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Listen to his prayers.
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Ask why I love Phersu so much.


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I think i would run up to him and clothesline him , maybe slap him a few times and ask him 'are you the real deal'(sao deathgun voice) . I'd sit down with him after and apologize afterwards . No common sense . Right ?
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thestars201 wrote:

Ask why I love Phersu so much.


Fixed.




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thestars201 wrote:


Phersu wrote:


thestars201 wrote:

Ask why I love Phersu so much.


Fixed.






Hahahahaha.. I love you Phersu, but I gotta give some credit for this comeback. Haha.. Nice one.
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