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Perfect Response
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Posted 10/25/14
Ever thought of the perfect response to a situation, or perhaps heard one? Know someone who always have these?

I thought of one if I ever get a girlfriend who wants me to get a tattoo of her name.

'I don't need to get your name written on my skin, 'cause it's already written on my heart.'

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Posted 10/25/14
"A baby? What's that? Is it edible?"
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I feel like a pun is a perfect response to everything.

By the way, aw, that situation is rather heartfelt! ...That was lame, I know. Guess I didn't skip a beat to make that pun.

Wow, okay, that really was lame. I'm done.
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Posted 10/25/14

galaxiias wrote:

I feel like a pun is a perfect response to everything.

By the way, aw, that situation is rather heartfelt! ...That was lame, I know. Guess I didn't skip a beat to make that pun.

Wow, okay, that really was lame. I'm done.


That pun really fell flatline.
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Posted 10/25/14

Phersu wrote:

That pun really fell flatline.


I artery see that.

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Posted 10/25/14
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Posted 10/25/14

galaxiias wrote:

I artery see that.



Such a hearty conversation this is.
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Posted 10/25/14 , edited 11/4/14
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
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Posted 10/25/14

applestash wrote:

"A baby? What's that? Is it edible?"


Hahahaha.. Great. :P
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Posted 10/25/14

It would be a shame if someone were to make a lame pun , Wooden Tit
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Posted 10/25/14
"So is your face."
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Posted 10/25/14
"no u"
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Posted 10/26/14 , edited 10/26/14

bleach7777777 wrote:


It would be a shame if someone were to make a lame pun , Wooden Tit


Who has time to make such hollow jokes?
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Posted 10/26/14
Yeah.. I can't do this.
Posted 10/26/14
lol just sigh really loudly
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