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Back when I was in high school, I remember being asked "What are you, 10?" because I recall being silly.

I then stared at him and said "Yes, 10 inches deep in your sister". Kid didn't know what to say.
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Generally I have found, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out," works pretty well for a number of things.

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This thread is very punny.
Posted 10/26/14
No one talks anymore so now it'd have to be text based like

"LOL #selfieswag #littheturnupsquad" or some thing like that...



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ITT: Puns.

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Being a cop, I can't tell you how many times I've heard: "I pay your salary!"
My response? "Well, you're a cheap b_stard, aren't you?"
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My response to Nigerian Princes (and select others):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO7HY7Nz398

My response to various breed of internet ass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0cJBEMiN1c

My response to people calling me a smart-ass: It's better than being a dumb-ass.

Edit: I've also been waiting for someone to say:
"Who are You?" so I can reply:
"I'm the nightmare that makes you cry for your momma, 'cept I'm real."

(Got it from the English dub of an incredibly shitty anime. I don't remember the anime, but that line was too awesome to forget).
Posted 10/26/14

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I thought of one if I ever get a girlfriend who wants me to get a tattoo of her name.

'I don't need to get your name written on my skin, 'cause it's already written on my heart.'

Discuss!


that's really gross, i vomited
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moonhawk81 wrote:

Being a cop, I can't tell you how many times I've heard: "I pay your salary!"
My response? "Well, you're a cheap b_stard, aren't you?"


*snorts* that's a good one
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I just roll my eyes and say, "Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!" and shout as I leave the room.
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guy says to me: "are you gay?"

first words out of my mouth : "Wanna find out?"

he never talked to me again.
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Terminology wrote:

Back when I was in high school, I remember being asked "What are you, 10?" because I recall being silly.

I then stared at him and said "Yes, 10 inches deep in your sister". Kid didn't know what to say.


This^^
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Posted 10/26/14

devouringdragons wrote:

This thread is very punny.


oh, thank you for saving me the trouble of looking for that gif (your avatar).
Pretty much my perfect reaction to most things: A Kyon-facepalm.
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ayesharocks wrote:

I just roll my eyes and say, "Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!" and shout as I leave the room.


Englais, por favor. Eigo, onegaishimasu.
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Posted 10/26/14

Phersu wrote:


ayesharocks wrote:

I just roll my eyes and say, "Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!" and shout as I leave the room.


Englais, por favor. Eigo, onegaishimasu.


It's from the opening to Shingeki No Kyoujin/Attack on Titan (the first lines) I don't remember the actual translation though.
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