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"You think it's a game!"
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"No comment..."
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no ur mom
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I'll usually always come up with the best, WITTIEST MOST PERFECT response for ANY situation....the day after the actualy conversation happened ._. response delay I guess hahaha
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"No"
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21 / M / California
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Posted 10/26/14

ZakuraWolfe wrote:


Phersu wrote:


ayesharocks wrote:

I just roll my eyes and say, "Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!" and shout as I leave the room.


Englais, por favor. Eigo, onegaishimasu.


It's from the opening to Shingeki No Kyoujin/Attack on Titan (the first lines) I don't remember the actual translation though.


Rough Translation: "Will we be eaten, no we are the hunter!"

Also, why should I have a perfect response it will always be flawed in some way.
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Whenever someone stupid says "That's what she said" after a non-sexual remark I say "Not to you"

Open for more Sick Burns;
Posted 10/26/14
~blank stare~
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Silence.
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Fernator wrote:

I'll usually always come up with the best, WITTIEST MOST PERFECT response for ANY situation....the day after the actualy conversation happened ._. response delay I guess hahaha

This. Totally this.

My brother called my sister a moron at one point when we were kids. My father's response, "Better than being more-off!"

Been calling bad puns "more-off" ever since in my family.
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I come up with things on the spot, if I don't say anything then I just give a death glare lol.

*supervisor and I sitting in the office*
supervisor: yay! someone liked the photo of my dog on instagram
me: your mom liking the picture doesn't count.

I could have sworn I was about to get fired, but my boss overheard us and started laughing his ass off. thus I survived
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* A while ago my mom broke of a part of the nail on her big toe and hurt several parts of her foot
This is the conversation we had a while ago

Mom: "So while I was dancing this chick steps on my foot!!"
Me: "ow."
Mom: Why would someone do that? She was wearing heels too!
Me: "Maybe she was jealous that you were so light on your feet."
Mom:....
Me: "Don't worry mom we can step on the path to recovery."
Mom: "Get out of my room."
Posted 11/4/14
I come up with witty responses on the spot but mostly use these :p




Or......

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Posted 11/4/14
Someone tells you "You suck."
Respond with "You swallow."
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Posted 11/4/14
"Time to tip the scales!"
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