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Darth Vader as president?
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Posted 10/26/14
Chewbacca would be a better governor of Florida than Charlie Crist or Rick Scott.
Posted 10/26/14
Still better than Obummer and Pooptin!
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PhantomGundam wrote:
Now this is a man who knows how to show dedication... I'd vote for him if I lived in Ukraine. With him in charge, it'll be Russia that gets invaded this time.


at least he'll be honest and say he actually did invade . Gotta love good ole' Darth
Posted 10/26/14
Star Wars is pretty played out at this point, let's be honest here.
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It's a shame he's not running for the American presidency. With him in charge, we wouldn't worry about ebola crossing our borders, Russia would learn their place, our wars in the Middle East would end within days, employment rate would rise, it would be illegal for politicians to spread their dangerously ignorant ideas to the public, and we wouldn't have Democrats and Republicans hogging the attention 99% of the time. Stuff like immigration, diseases, and civil rights can be taken care of by the politicians that actually care about those issues once the rich a-holes in Washington get... uh... taken out of the picture, if you know what I mean.

Vader 2016!
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Posted 10/26/14
let be honest, how much worse can a darth vader fan really be in office?
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Posted 10/26/14
Well, I guess he's a better choice than Darth Maul. That would just be creepy
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Posted 10/27/14 , edited 10/27/14
The funny thing is he's running for office dressed up like an evil tyrant that has participated in the deaths of billions of innocents by destroying a world. Killed hundreds of Force sensitive children at a school (Jedi Academy), and rules with an iron fist in the name of his master, Emperor Putin... Er I mean Palpetine. You think he'll get elected?

Edit: Elections were Oct 26, but I couldn't find any news saying if he won or not.
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Posted 10/27/14
The world is a funny place.
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Posted 10/27/14 , edited 10/27/14
AP has released footage of Darth Vader (he has apparently gotten his name legally changed to that) being refused his opportunity to vote at a polling station since he wouldn't take his mask off for proper identification.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WveNCbHL4SI

A bit of a nitpick about Ukrainian politics: Darth Vader is running for a parliamentary seat, not the presidency. The Ukrainian presidential term is 5 years long, with Petro Poroshenko only having just assumed office earlier this year.
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Posted 10/27/14

BlueOni wrote:

AP has released footage of Darth Vader (he has apparently gotten his name legally changed to that) being refused his opportunity to vote at a polling station since he wouldn't take his mask off for proper identification.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WveNCbHL4SI

A bit of a nitpick about Ukrainian politics: Darth Vader is running for a parliamentary seat, not the presidency. The Ukrainian presidential term is 5 years long, with Petro Poroshenko only having just assumed office earlier this year.


'm well aware of both that he wasn't allows to vote and was going for the president seat... However, president was a better name for the thread.


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Posted 10/27/14
I'm more interested to know if Chewbacca won a seat.
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Posted 10/27/14
This...is fantastic.
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Posted 10/27/14
saw this on gaf and i think that this is just hilarious.good to see that there are people with a sense of humor out there
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Posted 10/27/14

PhantomGundam wrote:

I'm more interested to know if Chewbacca won a seat.


Nobody wants a wookie in office. If he doesn't like what you say, instead of voting against you, he'll rip your arms off.
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