Dragons Forgotten
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So since I got a guest pass. I wanted to give it someone through PM's like they wanted. But I asked if everyone else got some through PM's. If they did then I figured I'd just use it myself. But I thought, at the time it was too late at night to get a reply. So I didn't want to wait 24/7 for a reply.

But here's a story I've been working on. I posted it to FF.Net (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10500542/1/Dragons-Forgotten) but got very little reviews. So I need to bring it up in more places to get people to review it. I've also slightly altered it.
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(The picture is for what's now and what's to come. Artwork paid for by me from http://uchihakagura1.deviantart.com/)

Dragons Forgotten: Police Story

Gamindustri Saga Chapter 1

Genre:Crossover: Comedy, Adventure, Action

Main character voiced by: Anyone you want (Except chipmunks)

All other characters from official series are voiced by their official voice actors or whichever one you choose if they have more than one.

Current series used as material: HDN, GTA, Dragon Ball Z

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I don't know when it happened. Or even how. All I know is that I don't know. I don't know who I am.

My name is apparently Murakami Kai. One day, for whatever reason, I woke up in a hospital bed with no memory of who I was or where I'm from. I was apparently a cop based on what I was told by an officer who popped in claiming to be my supervisor. I was also told I was 5% Saiyan. But I was also told I'm still as weak as dog shit compared to the rest of them. I was discharged and left to live in a shabby old shitty apartment. It's been three months since that day. The day I was born all over again. I still seem to have the skills that I learned from previously. Apparently all I lost was event memory. Today seems a little strange though. Not that any day was ever not strange, but today I got an even stranger than strange feeling. I was called in to see my superior. He seemed like it was urgent, but I guess I'll find out what that is, once I go in...

*Cue end of Kai's monologue *

As Kai walked into the station and through the halls, he came across a brown door that said "Chief Officer Frank Tenpenny". He then reached for the door knob and opened the door, walking into a bright room decorated with bags of crack laid out onto a desk.

"Seriously!? Are you fucking kidding me Tenpenny!?" Yelled Kai as he raised his voice and slammed his fist onto Tenpenny's desk "I just arrested you last week for crack possession! And now you're doing it again!?"

"Man, shut the fuck up and deal with it! It's my body and I'll do what I whatever the fuck I want with it! I'm a cop afterall."

"So being a cop means you can do whatever you want!?"

"The fact that I got out based on my status as a cop says a lot about that question now doesn't it, officer Murakami."

"Whatever... What the hell did you call me in here for? I was busy trying to meet my arrest quota."

"The government organization of spies called SIN wants to recruit you."

"...Why?"

"Because! that's why! Now don't ask me that again motherfucker!"

"Dude, fuck you." Responded Kai in an snide tone.

"Look just go. They want you so that they can have someone to do some spy work in a far away place. And they chose you because everyone else here is an incompetent motherfucker who's too bust stuffing their faces with donuts!"

"Does this include you in the doughnut stuffing diabetes club?"

"Whatever! Just go report to the address on this piece of paper! They'll have a guy there waiting to tell you all the info you need. Now get the fuck outta my office."

"Yes sir... Motherfucker."

"Grr... Just go..."
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As Kai had arrived to the address an hour later, he had come across a large mansion that said "Beware of Rex". Ignoring the sign, thinking that it was only a dog sign, he proceeded to buzz the buzzer on the front gate, but nothing came up. He then proceeded to climb the front gate like a ninja and hop over it.
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"Well. I don't see a dog anywhere. Don't see they needed that sign." Kai said as he began to walk toward the large mansion. But as he walked toward it, he then felt the ground quake as if a 10 ton boulder was being dropped on the ground over and over again. As he fell over, he looked over his shoulder and saw utter terror stomping it's way towards him.

"A fucking dinosaur... Fucking. Bullshit." Kai skeptically said as he began to run for his life.

As the mighty beast roared and rampaged across the front of the mansion after it's prey, it suddenly stopped at the sound of a voice. "HEEL REX!" Commanded the loud yet elderly voice. As Kai had looked to see who it was, he saw an elderly looking man of about 55 years of age. He then approached and spoke to the man, whilst attempting to slip past his tormentor. "You needn't worry about my pet. He'll not attack you so long as I still command him to stay put." Said the elderly man in what looked like a green double breasted jacket with a turtle neck and a pair of black vintage pants. He also was wearing a pair of black wingtips with thin black socks.

"I suppose this means you're the guy who either owns this place or the guy who trained this...Prehistoric behemoth." Kai asked as his voice spoke with a tone of disturbance at the revelation that someone could tame such a creature.

"Yes. My name is Garmin Mason and I am the owner of this mansion and the member of SIN that called for you. And I didn't so much as tame this great big prehistoric bag of fun, but more so just so happened to... Connect with it. It still kills some people when it's hungry even I tell it not to. But I'm a government official. No one's gonna look twice."

"Right... So how bout this weather were having? Oh and how about that reason you called me over here when I was busy trying to meet my arrest quota? That shit's pretty tough to do without being an asshole ya know."

"Yes, yes, yes, I know. But this is important. But first let's go inside for some tea and crumpets."

"...Seriously? What are you? An old world Brit?"

"No I wasn't being serious you fool. I've got hamburgers and french fries waiting!"

"Oh. Well can we still have the tea?"

"Yes. I have a fresh batch of Darjeeling tea made for us."

So, soon after Kai had entered the mansion he found himself enjoying a plentiful meal and a cup of warm tea. As they had finished their meals, Garmin had begun to speak after taking one more good gulp of tea and spoke "So Kai. You want the reason I called you into our services correct?"

"Uhh. Yeah. Why would I be sitting here eating lunch with you unless you were gonna give me that information? Either that or you're a celebrity like Biz Markie or something." Kai said in a condescending tone.

"YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEED! BUT YOU SAY..." Garmin sang in a terrible voice but was cut short by Kai. "Yeah, no. Were not friends enough, if friends at all, to be singing "Just A Friend" together." Said Kai as he stopped Garmin's terrible onslaught of musical blasphemy .

"Fine. God damn philistine." Garmin angrily whispered "Well here's the reason I summoned you. There's a land not too far from here that's not only experiencing a rise in crime, but a rise in crime that's unusual for it. And something odd is also happening. A large amount of a natural resource seems to be vanishing. This natural resource, when in the wrong hands, could potentially spell doom for that nations separate leaders." Garmin stated "And we figured since you're the most fit officer of your time that we may as well send you there.".

"So you want me to take care of the crime and investigate the phenomenon?" Asked Kai.

"Two birds with one stone."

"Fine. I guess I could use a break from this city. Not like staying here's gonna get me anywhere with my amnesia anyways. So who's going with me?"

"Nobody. You'll be going alone."

"...WHY!? Why send only one person when it'd be mroe effective to have a few doing the investigation!?"

"Don't wanna send more than one. Everyone else we asked, and by that I mean every active officer around, is being a little bitch about it and saying they have too much work on their hands."

"So... You brought me here because... I'm the only one left?"

"Bingo. What did you expect? This ain't no fantasy prophecy."

"Whatever. I'll do it."

"Wonderful. I'll have my private jet ready to take you there. My butler will take you upstairs to a room to prepare for the trip. You'll be going to the land of Gamindustri."

"Uh-huh. Who the fuck names a nation, Gamindustri? That's like if I named a country after cheese cake and just called it CheeseCakeFactory..." Kai said as he walked off to prepare for his trip into the unknown. Well... Unknown to him at least."
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And so the plane was made to be ready for take off. Kai proceeded to get on board with his new badge and passport as well as a new assortment of gear, including a Rolex watch that could launch a tracker from it, a .45 magnum handgun that could also launch a a grapple line from it to attach to multiple surfaces and could be magnetized to attach to metallic surfaces, and an Ifruit smart phone that could be used to track his location no matter where he is, and has a digital copy of his own passport for safety's sake.
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"Remember about that watch my friend! You turn it while pretending you're about to turn the hands! And that pistol is dangerous! You can infuse your own Ki into it! Don't use it for that in a highly populated area! And don't break that Smart Phone! You lose that and you won't even have a back up passport!"

"One question though."

"What!?"

"What's Ki?"

"IT'S YOUR OWN ENERGY YOU UNTRAINED IDIOT! NOW BE CAREFUL AND GOOD LUCK!"

"Yeah yeah, I get it." Kai said. As he boarded the plane he took his seat and watched as the plane took off and slowly left the ground. About an hour later the plane had come close to it's destination.

"Oh boy... Well. Here's to a new career and a new memory." Kai thought to himself as he watched the plane land.

*Cue montage of Kai exiting the plane, walking past a sign that says Lastation, and walking around the city to the music in this Youtube video (watch?v=cETBCvKnu0Q). Also a scene in the montage of a shady guy selling illegal pirated goods trying to sell off some stuff to Kai only for Kai to pause; And then slam his brief case on the guys hand and land a right hook to the face*

"Wha...What was that for!?" Asked the bewilldered and panicked pirated goods seller.

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAKE ASS SHIT! AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!" Kai yelled as he showered the man with words that spoke of utter disgust towards his business. As if he were seeing babies getting punted by hillbillies.
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As Kai continued his walk throughout Lastation, he noticed that his Ifruit phone, which he had named Jacob, had just gone off and recieved a text from Garmin. It had said to go and meet someone at a specific address. It didn't say who. All it said was to go and meet the person at the destination. He then put the phone away and made his way there. However; Along the way, he got a glimpse of the rise in crime going on. Along the way he stopped 12 muggings, 5 attempted rapes, and 2 drug deals in the span of 30 minutes. He even had time to pull a kitten out of a tree. And the catch to all this? He's covered in bullet wounds from the muggings and drug deals. The kitten even had a seizure and had to be sent to the vet after seeing the bloodied up Kai dripping plasma all over the ground.
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"Shit... I knew I was taking on more than I could chew by taking on everything I came across. But fuck me... Right up the ass..." Said Kai as he was losing concioucness right outside of his destination. "If I have...Any regrets...It's that I never beat...Pacman...At packing." He said as his final words before he embraced his supposed demise.

"Is...This the guy I'm supposed to meet? He looks like a complete mess." Said a short petit girl with silver short boyish hair, dressed in what looked like a black formal suit jacket with blue and white linings, and a pair of shorts, as she walked up to an unconcious Kai "I'm surprised he came all this way in his condition. I suppose I'll have to take him to the hospital".

As the young girl drags Kai's body off, hopefully to get medical attention and not to drop him into a river or something, the wind grows stronger as if a great evil as descended upon the land as a figure is seen in the distance in shadow in between what looks like a door in the middle of the street, with only one noise being heard as the camera fades away...Ga-Thunk!

And there you have it. My second fanfiction ever. So if you enjoyed it then make sure you check out the next chapter and anything else I make. So rate, comment, subscribe... Oops. Wrong site.
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Chapter 2.

FF.Net link for those FF.Net purists out there (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10500542/2/Dragons-Forgotten).
Dragons Forgotten: Police Story
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Gamindustri Saga Chapter 2: The Carnage begins! Run for you life Kai!

Main character voiced by:

All other characters from official series are voiced by their official voice actors or whichever one you choose if they have more than one.

Current series used: HDN, GTA, DBZ, and now includes Spider-Man.
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Last time in chapter 1 we were introduced you to our main character who lives in Los Santos, San Andreas, Murakami Kai. We were introduced not only to him being an amnesiac, but to the fact that despite being 5% Saiyan, he's still weak as dog shit. He may as well be the new Yamcha in DBZ Abridged or Spiderman in terms of physical strength. But aside from that he's been spending the last 3 months since his discharge from the hospital working as a cop, being that he was told he was a cop to begin with. Now he's being recruited by the government spy organization called SIN and they want him to investigate and help prevent not only a rise in crime in the land of Gamindustri, but to investigate the illegal acquisitions of a specific natural resource. But unfortunately for him he's about to bite the big one for being a dumbass and trying to bite off more than he can chew. Will he survive his brush with death after his daring, yet retarded, attempt to stop the crime rise in Lastation? Or will the figure in shadow that appeared last chapter play a significant role? Find out by reading the second chapter of Dragons Forgotten. Read it, review it, love it. Or don't.

Que random ass opening song.

Kuusou Rumba:Zoku Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

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As Kai lays sleeping on a bed in a hospital, and not drowning in a river or being cut up in a wood chipper, the young girl could be seen sitting in a chair across from him, writing out paper work for the hospital bills "Hmm... I suppose since this isn't going to cost much for us to pay for, then we may as well take it out of his savings account back in Los Santos." Said the silver haired mystery girl.

"I heard that... You little shit." Said Kai in a pained tone as he suddenly revealed he had just woken up from his sleep "Who... Do you think you are trying that much of a bitch move.. On me?"

"Well it's not our fault you decided to take on 12 armed muggers and 2 drug deals all in the span of 30 minutes." Said the girl "It's not our fault you went full retard and did something so foolish."

"Oh whatever... So where am I?"

"You're in the closest Lastation medical center we could get you to."

"Also... Who might you might be, my condescending little butler?"

"Butler? Who are you calling a butler!? I'm a FREAKIN WOMAN!"

"Oh... Fine. More like a little girl if you ask me."

"Forget it... My name is Jinguji Kei. And I'm the person you were supposed to meet at the specific destination. However; This little hindrance, due to your bravado of idiocy, has forced us to change destinations."

"Bitch... You better chill with the idiot comments. I'm still a cop and I still carry my piece on me."

"You think they didn't strip you of your gear when they came here?" Kei asked

"You think even in my sleep I'd let that shit go?" Kai responded in confidence that he's a paranoid mofo even in his sleep.

"Fair enough... Fine. For now let's focus on briefing you on the situation." Kei said as she pulled out some notes "So... Essentially we are experiencing a rise in crime. But it's quite unusual as you can see. We've had our own forces taking care of it for the most part. But we're still short. So, like the lazy bastards your superiors are, they only sent one of you. But we'll have to make due."

"Yeah. And what about the other thing?"

"Oh right. Yes, also we would like you to investigate the disappearance of a natural resource. The resource is what we call, anti-crystals. They form rarely, but are in great numbers wherever they form."

"And lately someone's been swiping them from right under your nose?" Kai asked.

"Yes. And now we need you to investigate it while assisting where you can with the rise in crime rate. But please do not attempt another case of... Ill minded bravery again. Unless you want to wind up with less savings in your account than a hardcore otaku living in Akihabara." "Kei said while advising against Kai's brave yet moronic attempts at doing his job.

"Will do mon Capitan!" "Kai replied on compliance to the demand placed on him.

"you'll also be staying at the same address as our previous destination. My boss will be waiting there to explain a few things to you before you stay there."

"Umm... Okay."
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With Kai discharged from the hospital after being given proper treatment, he made his way throughout the city once more, reaching his destination. There, he noticed a twin tailed raven haired girl in what looked like a fancy dress consisting of dark blue, white, red, and small amounts of gold lining and buttons.
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"Oh. I suppose you're... The guy?"

"The... Guy?" Kai responded in confusion to the girls strange response to seeing him.

"Well... I was under the impression that you'd be female."

"And what made you think that?"

"Well... Never mind. I... Guess I'm supposed to tell you more about what you're job entails. I suppose Kei had already spoken to you about some of this?"

"That's right."

"I see. Well then, I'm Noire. Also known as Black Heart. But you are to refer to me as LADY Black Heart!"

"Uh... Why?"

"Because I'm a goddess! That's why!"

"Right. You're a goddess and I'm Sonic The Hedgehog. And an alien." Kai said sarcastically to Noire's pompous toned announcement of her own godhood.

"I'm not kidding! I'm a goddess! And you'd better give me the respect I want!" Noire demanded in utter rage as her face changed expressions from a normal one to a completely over the top look with beady eyes made up of huge white balls with black outlines and an angry set of eyebrows.

"Then prove it."

"FINE THEN! I'll prove it to you! Ass..."

"What'd you just call me?"

"Shut up and watch!" Noire demanded as a beam of light rose from her feet up and into the sky. As the light faded, Kai could see what looked like a white haired girl with long hair, in what looked like a black skin tight s&m outfit. "Behold the beauty of a true Goddess of perfection such as me! Now bow before me and I might forgive you, non-believer!"

"Yeah, how bout no. I came to help. Not to worship."

"Hmph. Whatever... Ass. Just remember these three things. Anything strange happens, you report it to me. Also if you so happen to come across anyone in a pink and green robot-like power suit, you kill on sight. And last but not least, these are the keys to your apartment and your car that'll be delivered to you. Your room number is 308. And you'll find some furniture and a TV there." Noire said after returning to normal "Now if you'll excuse me I have an expo to attend. Now go and do your job!"

"Yes, Jesus..." Kai replied in a snide tone as Noire got in a black limousine and was driven off.
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As Kai opened the door to the apartment building, he noticed the deplorable condition. Dust everywhere, flies all over the place, garbage all over the floor. YUCK!
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"Lol... Deja Vu. Just like the old apartment building back in Los Santos." Kai said as he realized how used he is to living poorly. He made his way up stairs to the third floor where he found his way to his room. Reaching there, he opened the door slowly with a grim look on his face, slowly creeping the door open. As he laid his bare eyes upon the room his entire face contorted in horror as he his entire view was filled lined with literal shit stains upon the walls, dusty ass windows and mirrors, and rats feeding upon old cheese on the ground.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THIS PLACE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING! WORSE THAN THE DARK SIDE OF MY OLD NEIGHBORS PORN COLLECTION!" Kai screamed in terror. However as soon as he let out that scream of utter disgust, a voiced called out to him.

"WHAT INJUSTICE HAS FALLEN UPON YOU THIS FINE DAY GOOD SIR!?" A young looking blue haired girl in torn blue jeans and a white t-shirt said as she jumped in front of Kai.

"Uhh... Who are you supposed to be?"

"I AM THE MIGHTY BLUE HAIRED MAIDEN OF JUSTICE THAT FLAPS IN BOTH THE DAY AND THE NIGHT! I AM THE HEROINE OF JUSTICE! NISA!" Said the girl known as Nisa in an over the top dramatic tone and loud voice.

"Do you have to yell and overact when you could just tell me your name?" Kai asked.

"Oh... Okay. Sorry. I'm Nisa. Nice to meet you."

"Hey. Names Kai. Just moved in."

"Oh so you're the new neighbor I've heard about! Welcome to Lastation! As a heroine of justice, I'm always on the move! But I've taken it upon myself to sorta take a break from the bulk of my duties to recharge my justice meter!" Nisa said as she energetically pumped her fist in the air with Super Sentai like poses "So tell me new neighbor! Are you a supporter of justice!?"

"I'm a cop. So it all depends on whatever the written law says. Although most other cops seem to think it's all about whatever law comes right out of the book in their ass." Kai said as he desopondently as he brings to mind the deplorable state of the official doughnut poachers club "Basically it means just about every other cop is a douche who'll probably arrest you just because you didn't offer to suck his 2 foot long Schwanzstucker. And the female cops all hate men just because they're gay. At least where I come from that's how it is."

"Well... That's... sad to hear..." Nisa said nervously said in response to Kai's abysmal prior living conditions "Well... I can assure you that such things won't happen here with me on the job!"

"I thought you said you were on a break?"

"Well only a break on travelling. Crime here is getting pretty bad so I thought I'd settle down here for a bit and take care of things."

"Well apparently you haven't been doing a good job since they called me in here to help."

"That's not true... Oh who am I kidding! It's terrible here! This place has so many muggings now and so many pirated goods being sold! And lately rape has been turning into an issue as well! There's only so much one heroine of justice can do!" Nisa despondently yelled as she ran off back into her apartment room crying from the realization that even her own justice has a limit before becoming a burden that even she can't handle.

"Okaaaay. Well. I think I'm gonna go and buy some cleaning materials. This place might just need a sanitary exorcism..." Kai said. He then left his luggage in the main lobby. It's too dirty to leave it in the room.
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As Kai was making his way to the local super market to locate some super-duper cleaning supplies, we cut back to the hospital that he was being treated at. There we see a young girl with fair skin, bright teal eyes. blonde hair worn in a hime-cut that flares outward on the ends with a big pink bow decorated with a stylized skull in the center, and frills that line the bow against magenta lining. She wore a pink dress adorned with skulls. As she entered walked toward the hospital she flung the doors open one hand spewing some nonsensical gibberish.
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"Ga-Thunk!" Said the young girl as she smashed open the door with her hand "Where is he!?" Violently asked the young girl.

"Wh...Who!?" The front desk manager asked in a frightened tone.

"Murakami Kai!"

"He's not here."

"What? Oh. Damn! I must have just missed him! Where is he now!?"

"I can't legally disclose that to you."

"To hell with that! The livelihood of young children may be on the line here! And you care about confidentiality!? Fine! I'll find him myself!" Said the young girl as she stormed out.

"What a strange looking little girl..."

"I HEARD THAT YOU OLD BAG OF BONES!" The young girl said as she yelled across the street.

Now we cut back to Kai as he arrives back home with his new cleaning supplies "ALRIGHT! BACTERIA! GET READY TO SUCK SOME COCK! MEET MY LITTLE FRIEND! MISTER DEGREASER! AND MY OTHER LITTLE FRIENDS! BROOM, MOP, AND DUSTER!" He yelled as he prepared for a triumphant victory over the foul disease ridden walls and windows. About an hour later he finally finished his cleaning and sat on the couch "Well. At least the furniture is new. So I don't have to clean that."

Suddenly, a loud scream could be heard from outside. Kai suddenly shout out of his seat and ran towards the window. He saw a young girl running in tears. The same girl we saw previously. He quickly got his gear and ran off to help despite still doing a bit of recovering from some of his wounds. As he ran out and caught up with the girl, he found himself in an alley. He stopped the girl and attempted to calm her "What the hell's going on!? I'm a cop so it's okay to tell me."

"I... I'm being chased!" Said the young girl.

"By who? Or what? A monster? I know those exist here."

"I don't know! I don't even... I don't even think you could consider it human let alone even a monster!"

"The fuck's that supposed to mean? If it's neither human or monster then what's chasing her?"

As Kai contemplated who or what is chasing her he was suddenly surprised by a voice that sounded as if it was the mixture of pure death and evil with the squeal of a dying beast "THAT'D BE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!" Said the monstrous voice.
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Kai suddenly looked up and saw a horrific site. A beastly creature in the shape of a human with red skin and odd dark black web like designs all over. It had red bits of it's body coming off like tentacles and a huge gaping jaw with shark like teeth.
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"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Kai yelled in horror as he saw the horrific visage of the creature" What the fuck are you!?"

"The names Carnage. AND MY NAME IS MY VERY OWN GAME!" Roared the beastly Carnage as he leaped towards Kai and the young girl. Kai quickly took hold of the young girl throwing her over his shoulder and running off like a lunatic screaming for his life.

*Cue the song Mob Rules by Black Sabbath. Specifically the one in this Youtube video " watch?v=U5raE8lvquA"*

"What in gods name did you do ta piss that ugly son of a bitch off!?" Kai yelled asking the girl about how she came across the demonic Carnage while running through the streets dodging cars and jaywalking through sidewalks.

"I don't know! He just popped right out of the sewers from a sewer hole and just started to chase me! He kept screaming on about how he was gonna eat me up for his morning breakfast!"

"For fucks sake! Are ya sure you didn't throw in any jokes about his mom or or something!?"

As Kai ran and ran he noticed a presence behind him. The disgusting Carnage had leaped and was heading right towards them. Kai then ran like a spaz and ducked behind a car.

"LET ME EAT YOU! I NEED MY MORNING BREAKFAST! "I'll let you jerk my morning wood first if that'll make you happy!" Screamed the foul beast in a raging voice of psychosis.

"How bout you settle for a lead sandwich you ugly motherfucking freak!"

Kai then got out his, specifically designed for him, desert eagle and then shot out as many Ki charged bullets as he could. Carnage however leaped all around like an animal, landing on cars and street lights, and wildly dodged every one of them until they were all but gone with only one left "Damn it! HOLD STILL!" Yelled the enraged Kai as he began to charge a large amount of energy into his last bullet. Carnage then made one final leap towards Kai as Kai took aim towards the beasts face "Smile you son of a bitch!"

As Kai shot his last shot, it hit Carnage directly in the face blowing away a large portion of his upper body!

"HELL THE FUCK YEAH! TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!" Kai yelled triumphantly as he put his gun back into it's holster in his black jacket.

With Carnage seemingly killed, and the music finally ending, Kai, who found himself still trembling from his near death encounter, then took a deep breath and got up on both feet. He then offered the young girl a hand and pulled her up to her feet and said "So... That fucking happened..."

"Yeah... Thanks. I don't know what I would have done without your help..." Said the young girl as she wiped sweat from her brow "My name is Abnes. Might I get the name of the officer who just saved my ass from being that monsters breakfast?"

"Kai. Murakami Kai."

"Oh... I see... WAIT WHAT!?"

"What the hell are you screaming about!?"

"YOU BASTARD! SO YOU"RE THE CORRUPT OFFICER WHO ARRESTS LITTLE GIRLS AND MOLESTS THEM IN PRISON!?" Abnes yelled in rage as she realized that this was the man she was hunting after.

"Wait... WHAT THE FUCK!? ARREST LITTLE GIRLS!? MOLEST!?" The bewildered Kai yelled as he couldn't believe the outrageous thing said about him by such a little girl "Who the fuck is saying shit like that about me!?"

"Don't lie! You're like any other adult man in this world! Only interested in pleasing their sick disgusting primal desires in any way possible!" Abnes screamed as she roid raged at Kai attempting to swing at his face with little progress as she was that much shorter than him. As Kai and Abnes were continuing their little dispute, Kai and Abnes heard a noise. A noise that sounded like the disgusting sound of slime and ooze mixing together. They looked back, horrified at what they saw behind them.

"Oh... shit..." They both said in a tone of fear as the body of Carnage stood back up and began pulling itself back together again. Finally, the visage of Carnage was whole again. Even more angry, and manic than before, he then let out a vile and atrocious roar as he leapt towards them once more, with Kai and Abnes running off once more.
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Will the duo of misfits escape the wrath of the foul Carnage!? Will Carnage get that morning wood taken care of!? Find out next time in Kai's misfit adventures in the third chapter of Dragons Forgotten!
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Well. That's chapter 2 dor ya. I spent a lot of time trying to find out who the first villain to appear would be and how the fight should turn out. Course it's not over yet. But you'll find out next time how it ends. I hope Carnage was a good choice though. So now we can add the Spiderman franchise into the mix. See ya guys next time. Read it, Review it, Love it. OBEY ME! Pretty please?
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Third chapter. Enjoy. This will end the fight with Carnage, and introduce our villains. For now... This chapter took a bit of studying to do. And references up the ass.

Now. Let's get this show on the road.
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Dragons Forgotten: Police Story

Gamindustri Saga Chapter 3

Main character voiced by: Anyone you want. Except chipmunks.

All other characters from official series are voiced by their official voice actors or whichever one you choose if they have more than one.

Current Series Used: Spider-Man, HDN, DBZ, GTA, Bleach, Hellsing Ultimate, and Street Fighter
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Last time in chapter 2 shit happened. Kai got sent to the hospital in Lastation. He got out. Got a new shitty apartment and met his crazy ass "heroine of justice" neighbor. Then even more shit happened. Young girl getting chased by a monster of sorts. Kai, being too stupid to remember the consequences of his last fiasco, went to help. To his horror, it was not a monster native to the region, but a humanoid demon like entity known as Carnage! The mighty Carnage chased him and got into a short battle. Kai shot him dead in the face with a charged energy bullet. But as they celebrated, they saw, to their horror, Carnage was pulling himself back together. How will they get out of this!? Maybe. You just need to find out by reading this chapter.

*Cue Random opening music of the fucking day: Electrical Communication from Megaman 8*
Electrical Communication

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As Kai and Abnes stared in horror, motionless, at the sight of Carnage coming together again, the visage of Carnage finally returned to it's former glory. As Carnage brushed himself off, Kai and Abnes were practically shitting their pants.
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"Well. Looks like you guys are fucked... WOULDN'T YOU AGREE!?" Carnage yelled as he took one last leap at them. But before he could reach them, a voice was heard yelling throughout the sky.

"JUSTICE KICK!" The voice yelled out. As the words echoed through the air, a foot was landed onto Carnage's face sending him flying into a condemned building with the walls and ceiling collapsing in on him, and a familiar figure faces Kai and Abnes.

"THE HEROINE OF JUSTICE, NISA, HAS ARRIVED!" screamed Nisa in a passionate fiery roar of justice "How may I be of service to yo... Kai?"

"H-Hi..." Kai responded in a nervous tone as he was still shitting his pants at his predicament.

"What business does my new neighbor have with such a foul creature?" Nisa asked.

"I'm a fucking cop. If I hear a kid like this one screaming, then obviously I'd come to help. I just didn't expect shit like this to happen." Said Kai after he took a huge elongated inhale of fresh air.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A KID!? I'M AN ADULT!" Yelled the petit Abnes as she spewed saliva all over Kai in anger of his indirect comment on her height "AND SECOND OF ALL, YOU STILL NEED TO DIE FOR THE EVILS YOU COMMIT!"

"What evils has he committed!?" Nisa asked in shock.

"Would you please shut the FUCK up!?" He yelled in rage "Don't listen to her. Please... She's just making shit up."

"BUT YOU ARREST LITTLE GIRLS AND MOLEST THEM!"

"Say what!?" Nisa screamed in horror.

"I told you not to listen to her!" Kai yelled in anger as the sheer stupidity of Abnes "You can't seriously believe her when you've only just met me!"

"I guess..." Nisa said.

"Don't listen to this cretin! He's surely evil!" Abnes said trying to reassure Nisa that Kai was an evil fucking asshole.

As Kai and Abnes continued to argue their asses off like a couple from the most dysfunctional autistic family ever heard of, Carnage had risen from the rubble, pissed off more so than ever, and yelled at the top of his non human lungs "FUCK THIS SHIT! I AM ONE HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT DONE! EVERYONE IS GETTING EATEN TODAY! HEROINES! LOLI'S! AND COPS ALI..." He was about to say before Kai quickly and swiftly slapped in another magazine and shot another charged bullet at his head and splattered his upper half all over the place while continuing to bicker with the young Abnes "Do you even have any proof that I've EVER, molested a young girl before?" he said.

"Well no... But what does it matter!? You're a guy. An ADULT MALE! Everyone knows an adult male is bad! Especially one who's also a COP! How can any ONE man NOT abuse his power unto unsuspecting young girls in that situation!?"

"Oh for fucks sake..." Kai said as his face contorted into complete and utter anguish at the sight of this tragically brainless girl with the IQ of a lima bean and the rationale of a stereotypical straw hat feminist.
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And once again Carnage had pulled himself together again, only for Kai to shoot once more. This time he had missed however and shot a charged shot towards a part of the buildings remaining structure. As more rubble fell to the ground, a large steel pipe fell to the ground, causing Carnage to cringe a little. Kai took quick notice to this and was puzzled by it. He then instantly figured out what happened as he shot a regular uncharged bullet at the pipe making a loud sound, causing Carnage to once again cringe as he grabbed his head slightly as if in pain. Kai then began to shoot charged bullets at the structure once more causing even more pipes to fall to the ground as he shot bullets at some of them to make even more noise. As he was juggling a limited number of steel pipes in the air with his bullets, which were out now and being shot at with small blasts of pure solidified energy. He turned to Nisa.
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" This guys got a weakness to sound vibrations, but I can't keep this up forever. Go and get some god damn help! And take this gossip hearsay disaster with ya...". He said as he spoke to Nisa.

"O-Okay! Roger Wilco!" Nisa said, flying off into the distance with a series of powerful jumps, taking Abnes with her.

After about 5 minutes of traveling, Nisa had come across a familiar face. It was an old ally, 5pb, who had just got done sneaking around and doing some shopping. She's a well known voice amongst Gamindustri as an idol singer and Nisa figured she could help in some way. She landed right in front of her as 5pb was about to cross the street, scaring the living shit out of her, and Abnes fell to the ground off of Nisa's shoulder "Fellow comrade and a voice of justice, 5pb! What brings you here!?"

"I-I-It's been a while... Huh?" 5pb shyly said.

"Yes! Not since 3 months ago did we see each other! So what brings you here?"

"Well... I still seem to be having some trouble with my shyness so... I figured I'd try out this new headset with an advanced mic that Mages said she'd make for me. I asked her if she had anything that could, uh... Make it easier for me to talk to other people." 5pb said, mentioning the item that another friend, Mages, said she would make for her "She said she'd make me a headset with a mic and a special outward speaker, so advanced that no matter how low I talked, due to my shyness, I could still be heard. She said to meet her here because it had a nice shady atmosphere and she wanted to feel like she was doing some kind of dark secret trade or something. Said it might give her some insightful info on how the underground market works."

"I see?" Nisa said while pondering something "You know a lot about sound related things right?" she asked.

"Umm... Yeah. Why?"

"Come with us then!" Nisa asked in a rushed fashion "There is much work to be done!"

"Can we hurry this up!? I think that obese, basement dwelling Otaku, is eyeballing me..." Abnes said as she noticed the creepy looks of a fat Otaku dressed in a shitty shirt that said only two things "Loli Saikou!"

As Abnes was literally pissing her panties at the sight of the Otaku and his deathly dress & panty piercing gaze, Nisa took it upon herself to grab hold of 5pb and to soar off into the distance once again, leaving behind Abnes by accident.

"Wait! I don't even know why you need my help!" 5pb yelled frantically as she was being dragged along with Nisa through the buildings of Lastation.

"There's much justice to be enforced my friend!"

As they fly off, Abnes is left alone to fend for herself. "Well... At least... I'm not around with that monstrous Carnage freak... BUT I STILL HAVE TO REPRIMAND THAT BASTARD ASS COP FOR HIS WRONGINGS AGAINST THE CHILDREN!" Abnes yelled chasing after Nisa as quick as she could.
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Now we bring ourselves back to Kai as he's still shooting the pipes but little by little they appear to be witling away and breaking. Along with the fact that he's running out of energy for his energy shots, if they don't hurry soon, Carnage is gonna have himself one hell of a spiked up cooked goose for a late breakfast.
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"For fucks sake! Where the fuck are they!?" Kai yelled as he grabbed a pair of broken in half steel pipes bashing them like drum sticks against rubble, while dodging Carnages pained and sloppy strikes, as he holds his head in pain.

Suddenly a familiar voice is heard. "Fellow hero of justice! We have arrived with help!" Said Nisa as she landed down on her feet.

"Oh thank fucking god! Now hurry and..." Kai paused as he noticed that all she brought with her was a petit looking maiden.

"Who's this?" he asked with a fearful tone in his voice.

"This is our help!" Nisa said reassuringly.

"H-Hi... I'm... 5pb..." Said 5pb in an utterly soundless, and impossible to hear voice. But luckily her headset made it so she could be heard anyway. Albeit faintly.

"You've got to be kidding me... This is our help. I can barely even hear her!"

"You know even I have to say that she's a little too shy lookin to intimidate me..." Carnage said in pity of Kai's predicament and still in pain from the sound vibrations.

"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAY OUT OF THIS!" Kai yelled in utter rage as he continued to pound his pipes, continuing his nigh musical onslaught on Carnage's auditory system. I swear I could hear him making familiar sounds like the Mario Bros and Green Hill Zone. Somehow as if he was using steel drums. Don't ask me how. It just seems to make out perfect notes.

"There's nothing to worry about! Come 5pb! Show this hideous evil beast what you're made of!"

"Hell no..." 5pb said in a nervous yet more understandable tone.

"Wha...What?" Nisa asked her in a tone of utter dread.

"There's no way I'm fighting that thing! I don't wanna risk losing my life, and especially my career, just to help someone who I don't even know! At least not fighting something as ugly and dangerous as that thing!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Kai screamed out in utter disbelief and anger while drumming his ass off. "I'M ABOUT TO DIE HERE! AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET IT HAPPEN!?" Kai yelled. But as he yelled out his hand slipped and one of the broken steel pipes flew off and hit him in the chin, causing him to reel back in pain and fall backwards to the ground, holding his chin in agony with a seriously hilarious comical expression on his face reminiscent of Great Teacher Onizuka. Surprisingly he landed right in front of 5pb. As Carnage prepared himself for the kill, after brushing off the pain in his head, 5pb looked on in fear as her evil visually demonic tormentor came towards them.

"So... Who wants to be the salt and who wants to be the pepper?" Carnage snarled, with his long evil tongue protruding from his mouth.

"Hii..."

"Huh?" Everyone paused in confusion and looked upon 5pb.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Screamed 5pb in sheer utter terror of Carnage and his evil tongue, as shockwaves of pure and dangerous sound soared from her special headsets speaker, causing Carnage to lose all balance and turn into a red goop. As she finished her scream, Kai quickly got up and rushed over to his apartment and jumped into it! Grabbing a small vacuum cleaner, and rushing back outside, sucking up the red goop. He then took it over to a nearby large furnace. As he prepared to throw it in, a voice was heard screaming out in horror.

"DON'T SEND ME IN THERE!" The voice yelled out.

"The fuck?" Kai questioned.

"I'll burn in there if you do that!"

As Kai took a look around, as the voice continued to plead, he finally realized that it was the remains of Carnage calling out to him.

"So... You're still alive, huh?" He asked "And you seem to be weak to fire as well."

"Umm... Maaaybe... Or maybe I just don't mix well with flame." Carnage said in a nervous and untruthful tone.

"Lol. Yeah. Cool story bro. So... Why were you coming after us?" Kai said in a threatening tone with a devious smile on "Tell me. And I might not roast what's left of your strawberry jam ass into a new deadly recipe."

"I... I was hungry... Aaaaand I might have been promised a few hundred million credits to kill you and the lil chick..."

"...Why?" Kai said as his face contorted into an expression of utter annoyance "And who..."

"Well because that's a lot of fucking money after all! And the people who hired me are..." Before Carnage could finish his sentence however, a blue flaming ball of energy was shot at the bag containing Carnage and it lit it into a blue flame. "Total. fucking. Docuhebags..." Carnage said as he spoke one last time with his last dying breaths, as if to curse his employers.

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As Kai took a look around, he noticed two figures at the top of a distant building, that looked like a pink and green robot along with a large and muscular man in a dark gray martial arts gi, with prayer beads around his neck, and red spikey hair. He took notice and stared at them as they ran off, contemplating who they might be. Meanwhile 5pb and Nisa were shrugging off the pain from the loud waves given off from 5pb's screaming.
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"Sigh... I thought I was going to die there..." 5pb sighed as she spoke in utter relief that she was still alive.

"A GREAT VICTORY FOR JUSTICE SEEKERS ACROSS THE WORLD! Nisa yelled triumphantly with a large energy filled smile formed on her face, throwing up a peace sign into the air.

"Please! Will you… Please shut up... My head still hurts from that whole fucking ordeal. I almost got metaphorically raped by that freak of nature..." Kai said as he shrugged off the uneasy feeling he got from the two on the building, holding his temple with one hand as he tried to clear his head.

"Sorry. Guess we should get back to the apartment building and get some rest." Nisa said, as she calmed herself down.

As they were prepared to head back home, 5pb following along, Abnes came running towards them, screaming in rage to give Kai a piece of her gossip filled mind "Not so fast, Murakami Kai!"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh. Not you again..." Kai said despondently as his troubles came soaring back.

"You still have to answer for your crimes against little girls worldwide!"

"WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kai said in an utterly serious and rage filled tone.

"EEP!" Abnes yelped in fear.

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU! I'VE NEVER MOLESTED LITTLE GIRLS! I'VE NEVER EVEN ARRESTED LITTLE GIRLS! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE PROOF! SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU BILE SUCKING LITTLE SHIT!"


"Sooo... You didn't do anything wrong... O-Okay..." Abnes said as she was nearly pissing her panties.

"Good... I don't want to be rude but you were driving me insane... So. You're not hurt, right?" Kai asked her.

"Yeah. I'm fine... I think. Aside from the piss..."

"Riiiight. You gonna make it home okay?"

"I think so..." Abnes said, brushing off her uneasiness.

"You need us to walk you home?" Nisa asked.

"No. I'm fine. I don't require any assistance for something so menial"

"Fine. But first off, I wanna know something. Who told you bullshit like me being a cop who molests young girls?" Kai asked, hoping to get some answers on this crazy bat shit insane situation.

"Well, it was someone from the Remial organization."

"The...The what?"

"you've never heard of the Remial organization?"

"Hell no." Kai said, not giving a shit about some organization that he's never heard of.

"They're a powerful, recently developed, company that supports the building of construction sites and has many other types of business that they're involved with." 5pb spoke, referring to the name with a decent level of respect.

"I see... And who was this person?"

"I don't know. He only referred to himself as Mr.X."

"Well... That's fucking reassuring. For all we know this Mr.X could have been the guy sending that monster after us."

"Riiiiight. So you're saying that a representative from the current generations most respectable entrepreneurs is secretly out to not only kill you. But me as well? As if."

"Whatever you say... These girls seriously need Tv Tropes..." Kai thought to himself.
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As they continue conversing before parting ways, we cut to what looks like an aerial view of them, but through what looks like a TV monitors, in a dark room lit only by the TV monitors as we hear a series of voices converse with each other. We turn to see a series of silhouetted figures as they begin to debate.
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*Cue Seven Sages theme from Neptunia Victory. youtube video for it.*
Stupid Villainous Group Theme
Listen to it for as long as these guys are on screen. They're supposed to light up as each one talks so you can kiiiinda tell who they are. As if it was animated.

"Looks like the plan to get rid of that fucking stupid bitch and that goddamn shit faced cop fucked up!" Yelled a figure with light sky blue colored, mildly spiked hair and a skull like fixture attached to his right jaw.

"Don't ya think it was kind of a retarded move to offer up a few hundred mil just to kill her and the cop? We even ended up paying first..." Said a cute mouse mascot that ISN'T Pirachu. Maybe.

"Ah! Her maus! Zat is vere you are vrong! ve still have far more than enough resources to complete aur master plans! Aur ingenious plans! Aur secretive plans! Aur...

"World War 3." Said the mouse.

"Vow. Just kill all zhe fun vhy don't you? Put zhe fun in camps. You diseased little rodent." Said the obviously obese German man.

"Aside from her being killed off, you're really the only one here who cares about World War 3, old man." Said the blue haired figure.

"I kind of liked her. she was interesting to me. She was fun to tease!" Said a girl with black hair in long twintails, red and gold eyes, and dressed in a gothic Lolita outfit.

"You were the only one who liked that bratty bitch." Said an older woman dressed like a gothic witch "That fucking brat was so god dammed annoying. I don't even know why I bothered working with her again. Even if it was just temporary and without her knowing what we're actually doing."

"It doesn't matter a single bit. She is of the past. This is the present. We must move forward." Said the same large man dressed in the martial arts Gi.

"That's right! No need to be worrying your pretty handsome heads over this little setback. It's not like it matters anyways." Said the pink robo with the green linings "This was all just to get rid of two little annoyances. Our real goal is far grander than snuffing out an amnesiac cop and lil Abnes."

"That's right. We have bigger fish to fry. If we don't destroy the real threat to our plans then my mistress... I mean our desires to rule this land will be all for naught." Said a large breasted woman with pink twintailed hair and a black eyepatch and dressed in what looks like a very revealing Bikini attached on the sides by straps."

*End Seven Sages theme*

"Yes... Our plans must not be halted by setbacks involving such insignificant insects. These simple minded peons from down below shall soon feel our wrath... As we rip their land asunder!" Said a final yet still silhouetted figure, looking heavily armored from what could be seen.

*Cue Big O soundtrack: False*
Well That's Fucking Ominous!

As we see the dark figure get up, he walks towards a light at the end of a hallway, being touched by the light. We see what looks like a red armored large muscular man with a helmet covering his entire head and face with armor and gold linings around, along with a crimson cape come into view as he stares down at the land of Gamindustri from a large balcony on what looks like a massive tower floating in the sky, reminiscent of the castle of the World That Never Was from KH. As the music continues, we see a small montage of our currently known characters resting.

Throughout the montage, the man relays a speech to himself and to the sleeping fools that lay down there resting "This land is filled with fools. A menagerie of idiocy. Playthings kept in this prison crafted by higher powers. Playthings for me. Enjoy your sleep while you can. For soon I will raise Hell from the ground up. And as it is raised, you will see not Satan sitting upon the throne, but me, as I rain the fires from the sky and raze everything to the ground. Including your filthy contaminated souls. Soon... I shall possess lordship over you all."

*End Big O "False" with end of chapter and begining of the song in this video going along with the epilogue*
Well That's Fucking Ominous! Again!
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Will Our hero survive his future ordeals with these outrageously dangerous looking, and sometimes cute looking foes? Does he stand a chance? And who are they? In case you couldn't tell. The answer to all these questions will be revealed right now!

Grimmjow.

Pirachu fused with a Pikachu.

The Major.

Kurumi.

Arfoire

Akuma.

Anonydeath.

CFW Magic.

And a new face, and leader of them all... Maximus Nightfall.

And oh my no... I think. I don't know. Just read and see how it turns out in later chapters.

Now patiently wait for the next chapter to find out what happens next time on Dragon's Forgotten.
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