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If you had your own Wikipedia page....
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Ya ain't gonna steal my info's


lol cute.

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It could be anything. But it wouldn't be as good as the others. lol.
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Well, it's been edited like a million times already so just go look on the official website instead of Wiki.
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Posted 11/9/14 , edited 11/9/14
My wikipedia page. Of course, it has a comic twist to it.



This name uses Spanish naming customs: the first or paternal family name is C and the second or maternal family name is H.

NAME: JMW. Birthname: JMCH

Born: 02/17/1988 A, Puerto Rico.

Lives:
Austin, TX

Alma Mater:
UPR-A

Occupations:
Musician, Model, Writer, Comedienne, Cartoonist, IT engineer, Performer, Barmaid, and Retail Worker.

Measurements:
43-30-43

Height:
5'10"

Instruments:
Voice, Guitar, Bass, and Drums

Range:
Contralto Profundo

Spouses:
JESC: 2008-2011
JMW: 2011-

Child:
LGW: 2012

Military Service:
United States Navy 2009-2013

Rank: E-5

Rate: Information Systems Technician


Early Life:

J was born out of EJ, a half New Mexican of Navajo heritage and half Puerto Rican of Sephardi ancestry and R, who's part Italian, Dutch, and Galician. She has two brothers, EJ and JE. Due to EJ's military service, J spent most of her early childhood all over the southern states, where she was able to simultaneously learn Spanish and English.

Education:

After her arrival to Puerto Rico, she was enrolled in a catholic kindergarden. Then she went to a secular private school. After much insistence, her mom finally put her on public school and kept her there. Seeing how much money R and EJ saved on tuition, opted to enroll EJ and JE in public school as well. Despite J was on an AP program through middle school, she was coerced by her parents to attend a vo-tech instead of an inner city high school. Still, J was able to be accepted into the UPR.

Military Service:

J joined the US Navy in 2009. Originally intending to be an Aviation Electrician's Mate, she was reclassified as an Information Systems Technician. Most of her military tour was spent with the Blackhawks (citation needed). She advanced rather quickly, but PTSD and Post Partum depression in 2013 forced her to end her military service.

Musical and Artistic Influences:

J learned to play guitar at age 14. In college, she joined a few band with no commercial success but was praised by her guitar skills. J musical style is heavily influenced by 70's pop and rock music, and 80's hair metal. Her comedy style is rather sarcastic and ironic. She also likes to makes parodies of voluptuous celebrities like the Kardashian sisters, Jennifer Lopez, and Iggy Azalea due to her voluptuous physique that had made her very noticeable, some even calling her "the J. Lo of comedy". J had mentioned in her comedy stand ups that it would be cool for her to be the 2nd Puerto Rican to be part of the EGOT; the first one being Rita Moreno.

Notable works:

See comedy performances by JMW.

See musical performances by JMW

Controversies

Organizations like La Raza had criticized J for not looking "Hispanic" enough. Puerto Rican comediants had criticized J for sounding "too gringa". Critics say that J is "too white" to be seen as a real Puerto Rican.

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bobland wrote:

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That'd be mine too. (assuming I got a trial)
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Posted 11/9/14
It would just say my name. Then there would be a picture of someone flipping the bird.
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It would say my name. Go on to detail my tumultuous and sad life, and detail the harassment I've recieved for trying to be helpful.
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Closed because OP nuked.
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