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Why don't orca hunt humans for sport?
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Posted 11/8/14
Let's face it, Orcas are really big, they'd starve on the number of humans that migrate in the oceans. Now nice big juicy seals, yum.
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22 / M / Chicago
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They haven't yet because our lords are gracious to us. they could turn on us at ant moment they please
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39 / M / Florida
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Humans taste horrible, so they don't hunt us for sustenance.
We also have nothing worth sport hunting for. Our skin is thin and useless, our teeth are too tiny and useless to make pretty objects from, our bones are too fragile, and eating our organs has been scientifically found, in the animal world, not to provide additional strength, or intelligence, sexual prowess.
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54 / M / Tacoma, WA. wind...
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Why don't orca hunt humans for sport?

We don't live in the sea with them.......


Besides, with all the crap most people eat now days we'd probably taste kind of "game-y" to them.... Or maybe more like a "dirt" flavor...

One time my friends and I were in eastern Washington state being all out-doorsy... We caught some of the freshly planted trout in this lake we were camping next to. The fish looked nice and they smelled good while we cooked them but they tasted like dirt because of all the processed food they were fed before they were released.
I would imagine that we would taste kind of bad too.....
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29 / M / Oregon, US
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Posted 11/9/14
Because they are useless out of water. Like Aquaman.
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47 / M / Dover, Delaware
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DO NOT underestimate them. I watched a documentary that showed them charging an ice flow with a seal on it and diving under at the last moment so the wave they created would knock the seal into the water. Bad enough they did that, but then they put the seal back on the ice flow and did it again. They were showing the youngsters in the group how to do it. After the second time, they let the little ones have the seal.
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116 / M
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Obviously not enough killer whales have seen Blackfish. Put some TVs in plastic bags, hook them up to DVD players playing it in a loop and drop them in the water. Wait for them to start storming aquatic theme parks.
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18 / F / Hell
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Posted 11/14/14
I've heard that humans taste like chicken and orcas like fish
so....
Seriously though humans are nasty.
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Posted 11/14/14
???
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16 / M / Ente Isla
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Posted 11/14/14 , edited 11/16/14
They're too busy scaring Ika Musume.
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Posted 11/15/14
This thread is a sober post. (It's a kind of post you make in a sober state (Or a saber state)).
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Posted 11/15/14

elan7aad10 wrote:

This thread is a sober post. (It's a kind of post you make in a sober state (Or a saber state)).


All my threads are made in a sober state.
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36 / M / The Beyond.
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Posted 11/15/14
Because they are not stupid like humans. They only kill for food since they respect life.
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Posted 11/15/14
Because they are too bored Kappa
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Posted 11/16/14

Sir_jamesalot wrote:All my threads are made in a sober state.


Then this one was more sober than sober. Sorry, that was meant as a compliment actually, perhaps I failed as always Ɑ:
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