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Love will not be on this list. There are several ways that you can buy love, such as dowsing yourself in pheromones-really fucking potent ones. You could even orchestrate a life or death scenario that’s rigged to make you look like the big hero that gets the girl. That’s action movie 101, but what I’m talking about things that absolutely cannot be bought or done with any conceivable amount of currency

Godzilla: Unfortunately, we start this list out with Godzilla. He was a monster spawned from circumstance. To actually create a new Godzilla, one would need to detonate a nuclear bomb without killing all the potential Godzillas or creating something shitty like Mothra or Reptilian.(Good effort on the latter though, America)

Front row seats to a supernova: To my knowledge there are no seats that can shield bodies from the monormously deadly radiation spewing forth from a dead star. It’s impossible to get a good view from our crummy planet. Even our wimpy-ass star can snuff us out.
Waldo’s whereabouts: He’s on the bottom to your left. You’re welcome

Conventional Jurassic Park: DNA has a poor shelf life. (I think it’s 500 years) I’m crying right along with you guys, but the fact is that we can’t create dinosaurs through conventional methods. We can still eat their spawn, but that’s beside the point. There is one way we can do it. We can evolve them from mudskippers! I’m not even joking on that. There are these scientists who raised a group of mudskippers on land, where they started to show signs of adaptation to a more terrestrial life, holding their heads high, waddling about with a slightly less awkward gate. We can have Jurassic park. You just need to be super patient.

Hurricane Sandy: storms are fleeting calamities that shudder into existence and gently waft away, never to be seen again. This temporary nature of all weather systems makes it especially hard for aspiring storm brokers to carve out a niche in their profession. Sadly, it’s only the storms that are outside time that consumers are looking for. Do your local storm broker a favor; buy that developing system off the coast of Alaska your weatherman keeps droning on about.



Amelia Earhart’s femur: To date, we have found only a fragment of the aircraft that Earhart was in when she was presumably teleported to oblivion. Her bones are probably similarly scattered throughout all corners of existence, so you’d probably be lucky to find a crappy piece of her like an ear bone.

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jackalopes... 'Nuff Said.
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The lottery....doubt you could rig it with cash and buying like 200million tickets wont help you win IMO

a bigger...you know whatsits.....guys cant cut it off and its not like you can add to it

time.....I mean not that I know of (buying a clock does not count -__-) =p

had to edit this here because you already stated you cant see a supernova hahah

that is all for now
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i can't buy Godzilla??

*goes into deep depression*
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you may not be able to buy godzilla, but you can always choose pikachu.
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"Money can't buy happiness"

Lol yes it can. What happens when I buy myself a nice gift and it makes me happy? That's right, it's called buying happiness.

Obviously you can't buy the FEELING happiness, but nor can you buy sadness, loneliness, excitement, pressure, anxiety, or any other feeling. I dislike the quote.
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You can exclude Skittles from that list.
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blitzkrieg01282 wrote:

a bigger...you know whatsits.....guys cant cut it off and its not like you can add to it


Growing them in a lab is a thing now though so I'm sure someone will find a way to turn a lucrative profit with that soon. Of course by soon I mean 15-20yrs...
Posted 11/7/14 , edited 11/7/14
The usual, love and happiness, although it helps to have money!
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I'd probably pick long lasting happiness, or the feeling of having no anxiety and always knowing that someone will be there for me. this is so cliche ugh ... But damn it's the truth ;w;
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a personal love of brussell sprouts.

I may be able to pay everyone enough to get "brussell sprouts" and "snickers" to swap names, but it wouldn't change the fact that I still do not like the taste of the little alien head shaped vegetables.
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Sarah_Blight wrote:

The usual, love and happiness, although it helps to have money!


Don't fuck this up. I opened with a cockamamie scheme that could be used to 100%, no, 5,000% buy love. Did you even read beyond the title?
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GreatLordBalzak wrote:


blitzkrieg01282 wrote:

a bigger...you know whatsits.....guys cant cut it off and its not like you can add to it


Growing them in a lab is a thing now though so I'm sure someone will find a way to turn a lucrative profit with that soon. Of course by soon I mean 15-20yrs...


not only do I not believe they grow
in labs there is NO WAY they can attach them and make them work....I refuse....I refuse...I may need Google for this
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Posted 11/7/14 , edited 11/7/14

blitzkrieg01282 wrote:


GreatLordBalzak wrote:


blitzkrieg01282 wrote:

a bigger...you know whatsits.....guys cant cut it off and its not like you can add to it


Growing them in a lab is a thing now though so I'm sure someone will find a way to turn a lucrative profit with that soon. Of course by soon I mean 15-20yrs...


not only do I not believe they grow
in labs there is NO WAY they can attach them and make them work....I refuse....I refuse...I may need Google for this


Exactly, you can't make them functional without the right "wiring" and we haven't solved that yet... but once we do that opens up so many possibilities... honestly I couldn't care less about that... I want VR!
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you can buy happiness, love and friendship

Buying a new video game makes me happy

"love" is different for a lot of people but for some being loved for their money is still love

a friend to some is someone you can hang out with and have fun with.......money can buy this too

fact is the real world is NOT an afterschool special and money is power not love and friendship --__--
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