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Posted 1/21/15
real anime girls :'( makes me cry silently to myself everyday
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What I can't truly buy with money?

Well I can't buy my supreme overlord Squaids (Squirrel Aids) into existence.

On a more serious note, money can buy happiness, idk where the saying that it can't came into existence. Couples in poverty usually break up because of stress that comes from lack of affluence. That's where children from broken homes come from yatayatayata.
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mmm haha I mean I am sure there could be a way but I think I would still loose with my luck even with only 1 other person having a ticket =p
Posted 1/29/15
Can't buy anything at all if one doesn't have money. fml.
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Lethargic_leopard_Seal wrote:

Love will not be on this list. There are several ways that you can buy love, such as dowsing yourself in pheromones-really fucking potent ones. You could even orchestrate a life or death scenario that’s rigged to make you look like the big hero that gets the girl. That’s action movie 101, but what I’m talking about things that absolutely cannot be bought or done with any conceivable amount of currency

Godzilla: Unfortunately, we start this list out with Godzilla. He was a monster spawned from circumstance. To actually create a new Godzilla, one would need to detonate a nuclear bomb without killing all the potential Godzillas or creating something shitty like Mothra or Reptilian.(Good effort on the latter though, America)

Front row seats to a supernova: To my knowledge there are no seats that can shield bodies from the monormously deadly radiation spewing forth from a dead star. It’s impossible to get a good view from our crummy planet. Even our wimpy-ass star can snuff us out.
Waldo’s whereabouts: He’s on the bottom to your left. You’re welcome

Conventional Jurassic Park: DNA has a poor shelf life. (I think it’s 500 years) I’m crying right along with you guys, but the fact is that we can’t create dinosaurs through conventional methods. We can still eat their spawn, but that’s beside the point. There is one way we can do it. We can evolve them from mudskippers! I’m not even joking on that. There are these scientists who raised a group of mudskippers on land, where they started to show signs of adaptation to a more terrestrial life, holding their heads high, waddling about with a slightly less awkward gate. We can have Jurassic park. You just need to be super patient.

Hurricane Sandy: storms are fleeting calamities that shudder into existence and gently waft away, never to be seen again. This temporary nature of all weather systems makes it especially hard for aspiring storm brokers to carve out a niche in their profession. Sadly, it’s only the storms that are outside time that consumers are looking for. Do your local storm broker a favor; buy that developing system off the coast of Alaska your weatherman keeps droning on about.



Amelia Earhart’s femur: To date, we have found only a fragment of the aircraft that Earhart was in when she was presumably teleported to oblivion. Her bones are probably similarly scattered throughout all corners of existence, so you’d probably be lucky to find a crappy piece of her like an ear bone.




I like to first start with Jurassic park. DNA of existing birds can be reverse engineered allowing you to bring back more primitive traits. So yes if you want a few scaly raptor looking meat eating beast, we can activate old dormant traits in modern birds to bring them out. (so yes money can buy Jurassic park.


masked185 wrote:

real anime girls :'( makes me cry silently to myself everyday


go type that in on youtube, then come back and thank me. For I just shown you real life anime girls do exist.



agira wrote:

Life...no amount of money can save you from death. It might stall it, but we'll still all die someday.


But it can prolong your life. Through cloning you can clone body parts, skin, even organs that match you 100%. Allowing you to extend your life. (maybe with just a little more research, you could also clone a new body and transplant your brain into it, or at least your memories. You can also pay to be sent to space, where the lesser gravity allows your body to live longer do to less strain on you body to recover. )
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Posted 1/30/15
Money can't buy you certainty. Do all the expensive experiments you want: there's no way of knowing for sure that you have the whole picture.

On the upside (depending on your perspective), that more or less means that money could, ostensibly, buy any of the other things listed.

Even Godzilla... someday.
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I'd rather not be anywhere near a calamity.
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