I have... by my parent.

I was talking to my friend. He told me to go on certain website. I went on and nothing, it just froze my computer. So I restarted my computer and when I click on the internet... BOOM!! PORN VIRUS! Worst thing is that my parents was outside my room and saw all those porn coming on. My parent came rushing in and start to yell at me calling me a pervert. I was only 10 when that happen...

haha yes.

lol yeah ive been smacked it wasnt my fault this girls were like messing around and one was wearing a really low top I MEAN A REALLY LOW TOP and uhhhh well her thing popped out and i looked only cause i hear commotion and i got smacked so hard and got called a pervert ..... it wasnt my fault

LOL, yeah. >_<"

Only my friends and my cousin calls me a pervert. But it's never been some stranger or else that'd be weird. XD;

Seems Like a Love Hina situation

My friend was on a porn site at school (he isnt too bright)
and after a few minutes he noticed that a teacher was behind him.
"hey, whatsup?"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"it..um.. it just like... poped up.. y'know! a like... pop up"

unfortunately this was too stupid to make up

the teacher didnt call him a perv, but the librarian did XD

Hey , some girls are willing to go further . Some girls are the ones communicating the guys . Hmmm ... maybe because you`re good looking that`s why girls think ' He might be a jerk .... blah blah blah . ' Anyway be yourself . That`s pretty much all you can do .

I have lots of time, but only by friends when they're messing about X)



^ XD I just actually laughed out loud X)

Hm...... I have my friend was passing a note and it accidently come to me inside it said " you're a pervert" when I ask her she said it was for someone else

LMAO all the time.
but it's because i am.
my mind is in the gutter 86.4% of the time. :DD

no but people probably thought about it because some girl saw me reading love hina manga at school and she was like omg... (most embarasing moment in my life)

one time my friend had a party, and we invited our entire class, so we were all in one room
his little sis and her friends were there too
about(Grade 6 - 11)
and he wants to have "the other" kind of fun and puts on DOA extreme beach volleyball
(but since he has it pirated,,, its been tampered with and all the girls aare missing their bikinis [they're naked and exposed for you slow ones out there]...)
talk about the biggest WTF fest of the year
he plays against a 6th grader, and half the guys are too smashed to care and all the girls are just speechless
(i was in the corner trying my best not to burst out laughing. .... )
then while he's busy playing, his mom walks in the room, and everyone goes silent. he looks over his shoulder and sees his mom
(changes the channel, and watches like nothing ever happened)
his mom glares at him and shouts at him in thai which kinda went smthn like
"YOK YOU SICK PERVERTED F***!!!"
and left
his dad comes in and they continue playing like nthn happened
(GOD I MISS THAILAND LOL)

That happened with my sister

I've been called a pervert for saying things that sound perverted but actually mean something literally.

Yeah.