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Did you ever happened to be called a Pervert?
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yes...... I hang out with a lot of drag queens..... and their the most perverted people I know so I fit right in.....
Posted 10/15/12
Yes, my friends like to call me that sometimes. But I was just being honest!
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Watermelonheaven wrote:

Yes, my friends like to call me that sometimes. But I was just being honest!


yeah its way better that way..... I find the opposite sex to be much comfortable around me afterwards...... so why not... I play aggresive
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My pet calls me a pervert all the time... just cause I wanna rape him don't mean I'm a prevert ;P
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Sammy_Doo wrote:

My pet calls me a pervert all the time... just cause I wanna rape him don't mean I'm a prevert ;P


Posted 10/15/12

Winterfells wrote:


Sammy_Doo wrote:

My pet calls me a pervert all the time... just cause I wanna rape him don't mean I'm a prevert ;P




Hahahahaha
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lolllll yes D:
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Only happened once ^^;; I was going to change for a music festival and the way the theatre dressing rooms are laid out, you have to go through the guys to get to the girls so I walked in assuming they werent in there because it wasnt their dress time but there were half dressed guys in there >.<
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Sammy_Doo wrote:

My pet calls me a pervert all the time... just cause I wanna rape him don't mean I'm a prevert ;P


I know that feeling. I'm like, "Chillax bro, I just want to molest you a little." and he's always like "Who are you and what are you doing in my house at 2 AM?!" Some people just don't understand.
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I've never been called a pervert in my entire life, not even jokingly... am I missing out?
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nope, I'm a gentleman
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One time yes, she and I were mucking about, wrestling, I gave her a wedgie xD She jokingly called me a perve = )
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Yeah, I've been called a pervert..
but the thing is that the ones who said it were far more pervy than I am so.... :))

I dont care~~
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nothing wrong with being perverted... I can turn that side of me on and off like a switch...... there's a time and place and certain friends you have that bring that side out of you....if you don't have at least one friend like that... I suggest all of you to go find that one perverted friend... they'll make your life a lot more fun and interesting.
Posted 10/16/12 , edited 10/16/12

Reptic wrote:

I've never been called a pervert in my entire life, not even jokingly... am I missing out?


The question is: How do you feel about your life now? Could it be better? If the answers are: It's miserable and... YES! then experiment with getting people to call you: "Pervert". I would assume any of the anime approved methods would work. To review let's form a checklist!

1. Random groping of female (or male if you dig that) genitalia, preferably of high school age or younger in any public location. Though trains, public restrooms and High School campuses are preferred

2. Randomly walking in on changing rooms, locker rooms, bathrooms etc. of the gender of your choice with intent to peep or because you have epic anime comic timing. DANGER: this could lead to a group lynching session by gender of your choice typically resulting in a trampling scenario with you on the receiving end. Disregard if trampling is in fact, a turn on.

3. Use of a telephoto lens on a 600+ dollar camera should be handy at all times. Even if you are clothed only in a bath towel at the local hot spring for all spur of the moment photo opportunities.

4. BE OBVIOUS. This includes being obvious about NOT being obvious. Snap pictures or position yourself for upskirt antics in bushes, trash cans, behind sidewalk signs etc.



Follow these easy steps and you should experience all the perks that being a true Anime Pervert has to OFFER with several real world additions like: Law Suits, Death Threats and/or Attempts, Jail Time, Private Time with Cell Mate Bunk Buddy DURING Jail Time, and more!

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