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You just obtained a time machine. Which of these do you choose?
Posted 11/13/14
I elect to make Oprah Russian, but I haven't determined how to accomplish this as if either of her exact parents gets changed the result would be a different individual. Well, culturally we could abduct her and have her raised as a child in a monastery in Russia, and thus we'd have Russian Oprah with accent and less fortune. Yes. This will be a most noble and profitable enterprise.
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Posted 11/15/14
Only one who'd mess with abe Lincoln
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Posted 11/17/14
Selling dinosaur organs sounds amazing.
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Posted 11/18/14

Gr3y-Downfall wrote:

Only one who'd mess with abe Lincoln


I'm honestly surprised that I wasn't the first to vote for removal of en passant.
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Posted 11/18/14
Sell dinosaur organs on the black market.
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Posted 11/18/14
I'd go back in time and join the shinsengumi to bring honor to my family name !!! Aheheh
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Posted 11/18/14
Not a big fan of Abe.
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Posted 11/19/14

Bri0518 wrote:


Gr3y-Downfall wrote:

Only one who'd mess with abe Lincoln


I'm honestly surprised that I wasn't the first to vote for removal of en passant.


Not enough people play chess!
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Posted 11/20/14
I would tame a Velociraptor and ride that **** into battle. Ain't nobody gonna fuck with me.
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Posted 11/21/14
Hello, Mr. Lincoln!
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Posted 11/21/14
I like chess, so yes, I voted for removing the en passant move. But then I'd create more illogical and crazier moves and rules. I'd make it so that when there are only two kings left it's not stalemate, but... one more piece on either side gets thrown into the board, like some hero arriving at the eleventh hour to protect their king. Oh! There could be a five-sided die and each side represents one of the other pieces, and that's the piece that gets brought back! Then we can make it as if it's that piece's last breath, so it and its king only get a limited number of moves to checkmate the other king before the piece dies. Alright... To determine how many moves you have, each side rolls a twenty-sided die, and if both pieces exhaust their moves and die, only then will it be stalemate...

Wait. No. That's not satisfying... I'll remove stalemate, altogether. To win after all that the king goes into his final form. We'll bring on another smaller board and place the kings there. They'll have upgraded moves that will somehow make it possible for one to kill the other without the other essentially walking straight to the other one.

There. Sorted. Chess, improved... How did I even get to this point?

Wait... Then what about stalemate through no one being able to move?

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Yeah... Don't give me a time machine...
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Posted 11/27/14
None of those. "go back and mend my mistakes and tie up loose ends" comes to mind. That's the first thing I'd do. Then I'd do some of the above to generate chaos and extra cash.
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Posted 11/27/14
I'd do the dinosaur option, just because that is the least dangerous option on the space time.
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Posted 12/5/14
Spiders are everywhere!
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Posted 9/1/15

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I elect to make Oprah Russian, but I haven't determined how to accomplish this as if either of her exact parents gets changed the result would be a different individual. Well, culturally we could abduct her and have her raised as a child in a monastery in Russia, and thus we'd have Russian Oprah with accent and less fortune. Yes. This will be a most noble and profitable enterprise.


Let the planning commence!
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