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So Apparently, Eating Squid Could make you Pregnant O_o
Posted 11/16/14
So, whilst searching for an answer as to why my genitalia smells like squid, I stumble upon a couple of articles.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html

http://io9.com/5921501/how-exactly-could-a-squid-inseminate-your-mouth

Old news, but sure is disturbing....
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Posted 11/16/14
I knew those squids couldn't be trusted.
Posted 11/16/14 , edited 11/16/14
Less pregnant and more,
You get parasites in your mouth if you eat raw squid with internal organs too and the spermataphores intact.
Probably the ones she at went kaput, in her stomach.

But her sacrifice was not in vain it was... FOR SCIENCE!!!
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Posted 11/16/14 , edited 11/16/14
Swamp crotch, take a shower.

Anyway, no one is getting pregnant by anything and I don't think this is disturbing.

I'm not getting into the biology or mechanics of insemination but... the harder the shot the more chance of it sticking no?

I don't know a lot about marine reproduction beyond freshwater fish and marine mammals, and sperm from species to species I'm sure varies in composition. Like human sperm is not very compatible with water as it gets weird while fish sperm is just fine. For squid I don't know, but the sacks probably protect the sperm in some way. The sacks are "shot" out fast and are designed to latch on tight to a service wherever they are released, this SHOULD happen inside a female squid, but even being consumed orally it reacts the same way.




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Posted 11/16/14
Never trust anything with tentacles.
Posted 11/16/14

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

So, whilst searching for an answer as to why my genitalia smells like squid, I stumble upon a couple of articles.



Yup, that was enough of a read for me.

Posted 11/16/14

AiYumega wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

So, whilst searching for an answer as to why my genitalia smells like squid, I stumble upon a couple of articles.



Yup, that was enough of a read for me.



i had the same reaction.. oh my days -facepalm-
Posted 11/16/14
There is a thing called soap and a shower.
I think you need to realize this.
I feel bad for whoever is by you.
You're old enough now that you can wash yourself on your own.
Try looking up how to take a proper shower if you're that unintelligent.
Posted 11/16/14
Go to a doctor. The "fishy smell" may very well have little to nothing to do with bathing habits. If you dug through the Internet and/or books, you likely know what I'm referring to.

As for the spermatophores; I think it's funny. Goes to show how persistent males can be, even in death.
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Posted 11/16/14
Sometimes I wonder in which part of the internet you people land...
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Posted 11/16/14

narfington wrote:

Never trust anything with tentacles.


Wise man right here^
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Posted 11/16/14
Crap. Somebody got to the joke about tentacles before I could.
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Posted 11/16/14 , edited 11/16/14
So...squids have human sperm?Seems like BS to me. But imagine if there was a human-squid hybrid!
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