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So Apparently, Eating Squid Could make you Pregnant O_o
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TheLazyQueen wrote:

I'm sorry for having tentacles ;-;
I promise I won't make your private parts smell too bad next time <3


Make it smell like shrimp next time
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My dear sweet darling. You may not be able to see ones emotions through words on a computer screen but there are better ways to phrase things. Instead of fighting we all should just hug it out. Some people smell like squid and some smell like fish. Some smell like soap and some smell like ... well other things. We are all people and all should be accepted for who we are <3

Edit: How can i make my tentacles smell like shrimp?
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I, for one, smell like rainbow puke and roll in my own poo. I love it. Don't judge.
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I love you no matter what, baby <3
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I love you too, except for the baths </3
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But but, you get so much dirt on you </3
You have to be clean or else you'll get sick.
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I had no idea calling someone unintelligent was nice. LOL!


Where else am I supposed to get free perfume?!
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Hey OP... what if I added Siracha sauce to the squid I was eating... would that prevent pregnancy?
Posted 11/16/14 , edited 11/16/14

badasspink wrote:



I had no idea calling someone unintelligent was nice. LOL!


Where else am I supposed to get free perfume?!


Well I could say moron or something worse like r***** but I myself never say that and I hate when people say it a lot.
Sigh I can clearly see where this is going.
Alright so why exactly are you starting with me?
Posted 11/16/14 , edited 11/16/14

TheLazyQueen wrote:



My dear sweet darling. You may not be able to see ones emotions through words on a computer screen but there are better ways to phrase things. Instead of fighting we all should just hug it out. Some people smell like squid and some smell like fish. Some smell like soap and some smell like ... well other things. We are all people and all should be accepted for who we are <3

Edit: How can i make my tentacles smell like shrimp?


Shrimp flavoring with red dye for added color
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Not quite sure I follow what you are saying... starting what? I'm confused. This is a topic discussion. We just discuss things, don't we?
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Apocrine sweat plus normal body bacteria (that is present even with regular bathing)... yeah it happens. I know both from experience and through biology and human anatomy/physiology knowledge that this can happen.

After a long training session (or 2) things can smell pretty raunchy when things cool down. Ideally you can make it to a nice cold shower before it becomes an issue. There really isn't any issue if this is just a temporary state, not really a sign of bad hygienic practices.

I immediately knew where the OP was going with that combined with the profile picture... gave me a good laugh.
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How about in a cat's situation...?
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Well, time to start censoring squids if they are the equivalent of a reproductive organ.
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