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Saw this in another forum from another website (making it clear) , so credit to the creator who made this thread.

It's self explantory so here's an example.


A: Why is pizza called pizza?

B: Cause nobody is calling 'em pancakes
Will i fly?

C: Only if you take drugs
Will I be abducted by aliens?


and you continue.

All credits go to the original creator.

Well I'll start,

What's a world without phones?
Posted 11/28/14
A pretty phony one

*Cue Ryuk's laugh*

What is the capital of Taiwan?
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Aincrad.

Why is piss yellow?
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ammonia

Why is the sky blue
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Posted 11/28/14
food dye

Why does my nose itch?
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Posted 11/28/14
farts

Why does time never stop?
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Posted 11/28/14
It has to keep moving or else its gills won't be able to breathe properly underwater.

How much does love cost?
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Posted 11/28/14 , edited 11/28/14
depends on how much you spend time on the internet

Does reading infect my hand?
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Posted 11/28/14
If it was a harem story, yes.

How did people find out about cow milk?
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It doesn't matter.
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Children adopted cow parents.

What is the lethal dose of tea?
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A little bit more than Potassium Cyanide's, but less than that of Tetrodotoxin.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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my teeth

Can cancer produce severe rabies?
Posted 11/28/14
Nothing. Who said he'd actually chuck wood even if he could chuck wood?

Why does it rain when I forget my umbrella?
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Because your umbrella is plotting your demise

Why do we sit down in front of a computer?
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that way we can accept the hardships in life

Is there a way to stop time?
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