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Posted 12/13/16
cuz the chicken doesnt have a bank account

why do all rainbows look alike?
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 12/14/16
coz they all need to have the same curve


why do you look like that ?
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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 12/14/16
because it turns you on

isn't four horsemen of the apocalypse sexist?
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Posted 1/16/17
Maybe if you're feminist.

Why Messenger was removed from our lives?
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25 / M / In mah bodi. also...
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Posted 1/16/17
A government conspiracy had it owut for Messenger, though He knew whvat He had to do to proteqct the people He luved- thus He disappeared fruhm the planet tou ensure thaht we wvould bei safe. Wherever Messenger iz, Ah houpe he iz vwell l:,)


Whvat kind of skin iz behst?
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 1/17/17
flawless skin

how do you have curry noodles if you do not want to leave your house?
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19 / New Orleans
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Posted 1/17/17
YOU DONT

what do you call a frog with a raincoat
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25 / M / In mah bodi. also...
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Posted 1/17/17 , edited 1/17/17
A frog with a raincoat, of-course!

If a wood chuck ckould chuque wood, how muhch would he have to pay for his life insurance?
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 1/17/17
1 pound


why are some people skinny ?
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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 1/18/17
They think it prevents them from being cannibalized, not knowing they have more meat per pound and better nutritional value.

what are you wearing?
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25 / M / In mah bodi. also...
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Posted 1/18/17
My skin and a positihv attitu-SCREW THAHT CRAHP AH'M GUNNUH GO BREAK SUMTHIN' RYTE NOW- nah.

Why are you reading this sentence?
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16 / M / Columbus, OH
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Posted 1/18/17
Is it true if you do drugs, you're a terrorist?
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 1/18/17
of coz


do you eat supper everyday ?
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48 / M / Пенсильвания, Рес...
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Posted 1/18/17
Sometimes twice.

So what is the difference between supper and dinner anyway?
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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 1/19/17
one occurs before the other

How can I make toast in the microwave?
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