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Posted 8/14/17 , edited 8/15/17
need something to eat for dinner..duh

Why aren't MacBooks waterproof?
Posted 8/14/17 , edited 8/15/17
whoever invented the MacBook forgot to make it waterproof.

Why can't D.C entertainment make any good movies?
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Posted 8/15/17 , edited 8/15/17
because you don't watch them often enough


why are you a jellybean ?
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M
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Posted 8/15/17 , edited 8/15/17
Because you are playing ninja with me.

Why is Batman gay?
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Posted 8/15/17 , edited 8/15/17
Because his parents were killed.

Why do dogs have 4 legs?
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42 / M / California
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Posted 8/15/17 , edited 8/15/17
Because 7 were to many


Why dont you have webbed feet?
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25 / M / North America
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Posted 8/15/17 , edited 8/16/17
Because I am not a hamster

why can't robots pee?
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F / Antique bookshop
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Posted 8/16/17 , edited 8/16/17
i pee


why do you play with your own hair?
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Posted 8/16/17 , edited 8/16/17
What hair? Or do you mean twirling the moustache, it's a habit all bad guys have, sorry.

How did that chicken get stapled to your foot?
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Posted 8/16/17 , edited 8/16/17
She did it!

Why do I feel bad?
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42 / M / California
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Posted 8/16/17 , edited 8/17/17
Because corn isnt red


Have you ever slept in a pool??
Posted 8/16/17 , edited 8/17/17
Two seconds

Does crying really dehydrate you?
Posted 8/17/17 , edited 8/17/17
Yes.

Why is the sky blue?
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21 / F / FL
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Posted 8/17/17 , edited 8/17/17
because the water that surrounds the earth makes the sky blue

Why are watermelons red and green?
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Posted 8/17/17 , edited 8/17/17
Because those two are some of my favourite colours.

What did you do with a pie, Jim?
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