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How Do I Create A Harem Full of Beautiful Buxom and Cute Small Breasted Girls?
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Posted 11/29/14
"giant mecha"

"ridiculously oversized sword"
lmfao
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ishe5555 wrote:

But then it becomes the octopus' harem.


octopodes, can't trust them
Posted 11/29/14 , edited 3/14/15
You weren't acting generic enough! I haven't even seen you, yet just from the way you type I can still tell you apart from everyone else. Pathetic, I say! You'll need to be far more generic than that to achieve any harem, let alone the one you truly desire.

My advice, study genericism.

1) Make sure your hair is either brown or black - anything else will make you stand out far too much.

2) Practice naivete. It's not enough to just feign it - you must be genuinely oblivious to the ways of women.They'll sense anything more and relegate you to the spot of side character or if your lucky stupid best friend, but never harem lead!

3) Be sure to express how perverted you are - but only just a bit. Too perverted and you'll come across as a baka hentai. This isn't always a bad thing, but it limits the types of harems you can get. Not perverted enough and you'll come across as disinterested. How will people know if you even like girls if you don't act all pervy over scantily clad women in public every now and then?

4) Study the works of the great prophet Marty Stu, who achieved enlightenment before us all.

5) Remember that there are exceptions. If thou art blessed with a holy Mecha, an ancient sword, or the divine calling to transfer into an all girls' school or workplace, then that is a sign from above that thou art indelibly marked with the symbol of the Harem Master..

/sarcasm
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In.

Your.

Dreams.


That is how.
Posted 11/29/14
By talking to girls.

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Posted 11/29/14 , edited 11/29/14
Accidently fall and peak at their panties.
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Posted 11/29/14
Start/join a boy band and cast yourself as the hurt one that no one understands.

Sounds like its too late for you to make childhood marriage promises to every girl you see.

Alternatively, find a planet that does revolve around you. Ain't gonna happen on this one.
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28 / M / USA! USA! USA!
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Posted 11/29/14
Find a girl with cute friends.

Play on their insecurities and rivalries / jealousies with one another.

Make 'em realize what idiots they are, but do so in a way that is like a firm father.

As they become so focused on their flaws they won't think twice about addressing yours, even to where you are sleeping around with 'em all.

Having integrated yourself not only into each of the girls (giggity) but with the entire group, they won't be able to turn you away without in turn going their own ways from each other.

Which also means when you get bored with them, you can move to another group of girls, but still get some on the side from the other ones.
Posted 11/29/14 , edited 11/30/14

Sir_jamesalot wrote:

get a job at a hospital and cripple a bunch of girls, assign them all to the one room and lock the door until stockholm syndrome sets in.


Sounds like the BDSM version of Katawa Shoujo.
Me likey.
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Posted 11/29/14 , edited 11/29/14
Protag-kun always gets the girls via abusing his protag powers.
Posted 11/29/14

Augment wrote:

In.

Your.

Dreams.


That is how.


loooool
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Posted 11/29/14 , edited 12/2/14

GayAsianBoy wrote:

By talking to girls.



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Posted 11/29/14
Be a smartass dimwit but a the same time be as clumsy as possible.
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Posted 11/29/14
That's the problem with today's youth, so greedy. Needing a harem instead of just one amazing creature?
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You should learn from the master Raku and get a pendant and ten thousands keys. Just give those keys to a bunch of pretty girls, never open your pendant and you get an ever lasting harem.
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