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How Do I Create A Harem Full of Beautiful Buxom and Cute Small Breasted Girls?
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17 / M / Crimson Mage Village
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Posted 11/30/14
They already made a beginner's guide for this. It's called "The World God Only Knows".
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How about joining a profession where the majority of workers are women? Become a nurse or a teacher. Though the women might be older and not as attractive as you're hoping for.

Well, you can always pop in an eroge and play that.
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If the generic route doesn't help you, the cultism route is your go-to. Though much more difficult, the cultism outcome is arguably much better than the generic one.
If you want to go the cultism route, refer to this guide:

http://www.mindpowernews.com/BuildACult.htm


Seeing as you want to create a harem, and you probably want to be the exclusive leader of the harem, it would be beneficial to either
1) show yourself to be a figure of great importance, or
2) keep your harem secret (either from the harem-members, the cult-members, or the world).

Some aspects of cultism may require certain skills, such as disinformation and charisma. It is also recommended to have a mid to large-sized following (preferably who look up to you greatly as a savior and/or hero) before engaging in harem activity.


How do you know this?

No comment.
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47 / M / Пенсильвания, США
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Step 1: Seek psychiatric or spiritual help.

Step 2: Repeat Step 1


Seriously kid, one woman in a man's life is hectic enough, two, a massive challenge, three, nigh impossible, you really want a whole harem?
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Posted 11/30/14
Step 1. Invent medicine that will turn you back into a 6yo
Step 2. Flirt with older girls
Step 3 Instant Harem
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Posted 11/30/14 , edited 11/30/14
As it happens, I can answer this and your past imouto question with the same answer, based upon actual experience:

First, marry into an immigrant/foreign community. Next, sit back and wait a few years. Seriously, just wait. You'll one day notice that the kids running around when you wed are now becoming young adults, and those who were young adults are on the cusp of actual adulthood. You'll also notice that many other people--particularly those outside of this isolated (and therefore supposedly vunerable) community--have already noticed this change, and that sharks have begun circling. This isn't Jaws--the girls see the sharks. And when a shark gets too close, you've got instant imouto-chan! You're a recognized member of the girl's community who can deal with the guys on their own cultural terms, so you're a safe haven. And once you've stood down one over-eager guy, you'll be put to this use more and more. Since your wife will know many of these girls and their families personally, the situation will probably be quietly encouraged.

The rejected guys, meanwhile, will see you as having an "in" with the girls of that particular community. And the more you explain that that's not the case, the more convinced many will become that it is, that you've somehow accumulated a harem of young ladies who display their loyalty by flocking to you at the sight of other guys. Stop explaining, since it only confuses the issue. Hurt pride is not conducive to rational thinking.

There you go, harem and imouto addressed as one. Life can get pretty weird, but no rule against weird being vaguely humorous as well. . .
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AiYumega wrote:

Sit in the second to last row, second seat, near the window.


Can confirm this will either give you what you want or make you the god of the new world.

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1. Be a Bishonen
2. Join a club with a ridiculous girl to boy ratio. Preferably you being the only male.
3. ???
4. Harem !

If Step 1 isn't possible, read below

How to become a Bishonen

1.Surgery
Posted 11/30/14
Oh this is an easy one.... Be rich.
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Posted 11/30/14 , edited 11/30/14

mlb0575 wrote:

Oh this is an easy one.... Be rich.


Don't forget the nice car, tends to be a dealbreaker
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21 / M / Kalamazoo, MI
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Posted 11/30/14
I have done some careful analysis and note taking while watching anime and I think the number one thing I have figured out is....

Just be nice and sociable.

Some more steps to complete your moe/harem cycle of love and life;

1. Move to a new town that you may have visited before but the memory of it is blurry.
1.5. Meet up with a childhood female friend/cousin that is now surprisingly attractive. (She will be your first prey)
2. Have a friend that is super goofy and gets friendzoned by all of the girls. (This will make you look like a God)
3. When you are strolling on campus of your school make time to get to know all of the loner girls that just sit by themselves and read.
4. When you talk to these girls alone, bring up deep questions that ponder the way the universe works.
5. Be interested in everything the girls say even if it makes no sense.
6. Invite them to go have tea, or lunch with you.
7. Invite them to a club, or friend group.
8. Learn their back story which will bring up the unsolved problem in their life.
9. Fix their unsolved problem.
10. Move on to the next girl without forgetting the girl you just befriended.
11. Repeat steps 3-11 for as many girls as you plan to harem (Max is around 7)

ADDITIONAL TRAINING TO CONSIDER:

1. Play every visual novel developed by Key.
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Be clueless about how a boy is supposed to find girls attractive.

If they're not on your radar, somehow you become a huge blot on theirs.

This happened to me back when I was a kid. Girls found me attractive UNTIL I started finding them attractive.
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Posted 12/1/14
do dat yaoi lyfe
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Posted 12/2/14 , edited 12/2/14

serifsansserif wrote:

Or kittens and puppies. They go apeshit over them...



This works for reverse harems as well. Was baby/pet sitting for a friend a couple years back and took their pit puppy for a walk to the grocery store. Within ten minutes I was surrounded by six guys of varying age and ethinicity. My friend's kid had to rescue me by running up to me and pretending to be my son. So yeah, animals, especially puppies are extremely effective.
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Posted 12/2/14
All my girlfriends call me Mormon-senpai.
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