PRICES GO UP AT THE GATE
Rajesh and Sharmila were flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to
celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies
and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have
ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to and
on the beach.
However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live
on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the
An hour later Rajesh turns to his wife and asks, "Sharmila did we pay
our Rs5 lakh deposit cheque yet to Citi Bank?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajesh, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Sharmila, did
we pay our Citi Bank Master Card yet?"
"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, Sharmila.
Did you remember to send cheques for the car loan to Citi Bank too this
month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajesh," begged Sharmila. "I didn't send that one,
Rajesh grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 20 years. Sharmila
pulls away and asks him: "So, why did you hug me?"
Don't worry, Rajesh answers: "They'll find us!"
That joke makes me cringe... couldn't you have put it in the "Jokes" Thread;