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Posted 12/8/14 , edited 12/8/14
So, I have a few friends who love guns. I'm not really a gun guy. They're loud, hurt my eyes, smell of gunpowder and/or oil....just not a fan. I explain that I prefer knives, and they remark that guns are better/more efficient/etc.

I counter with a very serial killer statement that sums up why I prefer knives and not guns. Sounds fine and makes perfect sense in my head, but comes out very creepy.

'Guns just feel too impersonal.'

Wow. Okay, Ted Bundy.


So, what are some creepy things you have said before? Unintentionally or not?


Continuation of that conversation -

'Like....a knife is an extension of you. But a gun? It just feels foreign to me when I hold them.'
Posted 12/8/14
"Are you okay? Should I flirt with you in front of him to make him feel uncomfortable?"

Apparently that was creepy. I was just trying to be nice to her and make her laugh.
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"I will chop your head, take a hold of it, and feed it to my raven in my backyard." Then I smile and walk away.
Posted 12/8/14 , edited 12/8/14
I didn't say this but my, then girlfriend, said " You're mine and mine alone"
She then proceeded to threaten other girls I knew to leave me alone..... thank God for the Hotness vs. Crazy meter

Didn't know if I should've felt creeped out or scared but I did feel somewhat happy that she thought of me that way.
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It is currently cold where I live so I told my friend we should go camping. (jokingly) He said something about us not making it through the cold so I said "We would have to wait for one of us to die then cut them open and sleep inside them like that animal from the 5th star wars movie"
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Too may to count...>.>
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Mine would be more of aggressive threats, all intended to be jokes, but they do fall in the category of creepy. These are my most recent over-used ones.

"I will skin you and roll you around in salt."

"I am going to bite your head off like a female praying mantis."

I'm sure I say other things, but I don't remember them. I do remember the laughs and/or questioning looks I get from people after the fact, though.
Posted 12/8/14
I tend to say what I'm thinking a lot. "That shirt always stinks. Don't know why."

"I will not hesitate to chop your head off and feed it to my cats"

I wonder what hell looks like...

Ever sit back and think about how we could all be dead in the future...

Surprised I'm not in a hospital yet. O.o
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Posted 12/8/14 , edited 2/13/16

Yuki_Narukami wrote:

I didn't say this but my, then girlfriend, said " You're mine and mine alone"
She then proceeded to threaten other girls I knew to leave me alone..... thank God for the Hotness vs. Crazy meter

Didn't know if I should've felt creeped out or scared but I did feel somewhat happy that she thought of me that way.


I swear I dated that woman too! Suzy, right?
Posted 12/8/14

MissMagicNoodles wrote:


"I will not hesitate to chop your head off and feed it to my cats"



It would be weird if you didn't feed it to the cats
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Most of mine belong on X-rated forums... Sorry, I know this place tries to be PG.
Posted 12/8/14
Not mine, but I love this line from Neverwhere:

"Do you know what your own liver tastes like? Because Mr. Vandemar promises that he's personally gonna cut it out and stuff it into your mouth before he slits your throat! That little girl's days are numbered and so are yours, and the number in question isn't even in the double digits. And we know where you LIVE!"
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Posted 12/8/14 , edited 12/8/14

serifsansserif wrote:

Too may to count...>.>


I know that feel bro.
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Sometimes I walk up behind people and say, "I wouldn't want me behind me if I were me."
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