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Posted 12/8/14
Apparently any conversation I start.
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Posted 12/9/14
I find words less creepy than complete silence, close proximity, staring, and heavy breathing.

Not that I do that...
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Posted 12/9/14
''Do you like anime?'' Gave me the weirdest reaction.
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Posted 12/9/14

Phersu wrote:
'Guns just feel too impersonal.'


I say the same thing and it seems to bother people when I do. Not like I give a shit though, guns are impersonal. They're just no fun.
Posted 12/9/14 , edited 12/9/14
One of my female friends that visited wrapped herself in a blanket at my house. The next time she visited, I offered it back to her saying I washed it and, "I definitely didn't sniff at it."

It is a reference to a story when a guy asked if I wanted to go to an anime convention stating, "it isn't gay or anything...." My, and everyone's response to the story, was "if it isn't gay, you don't have to say it isn't gay." So, if I didn't sniff at it, I don't need to say so.


Other creepy things?

I am kind of known for my homoerotic jokes. When I tried to recruit a male friend to play Minecraft I told him, "we can build dreams together!" That is a very light one.

Same friend other kind of creepy: I once told him I was him from the future. When his girlfriend said we barely look alike, I told her it was because of "the fire." [I always felt guilty about this joke, I hope he isn't cursed for a fire accident].

When I'm sad and someone suggests to do something with me (let's say, watch White Album 2 together) --- While doing it, "this is the first time I've ever been happy." Or if I haven't done the task recommended, "If I can get an A+ in Immunology, I can finally be happy." Spoiler: I was happy when I got a matching A+ to match my Organic Chem semesters :3.

I've used the following when a friend had to head out (leaving me), "I thought we'd die together?" Usually got a "what?!, no" but some laughter :3.

I'm actually very happy, by the way. Half of those jokes were last used years ago when, I admit, I was in a darker place. I can sense pity laughter and I never got that response, so it made me happy. Better than constantly being reminded of the girl that stomped my heart back then, haha. Doesn't even make me sad typing it. It seems I am finally happy, indeed.

Edit - The Blanket one was last week though.
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Posted 12/9/14
Just occasionally over analyzing situations for me out loud. I may say that awkward thing because of it.
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Posted 12/9/14 , edited 12/9/14
These are only a few notables:


Just have a discussion about death and decay with me. I'm a riot, particularly in person. Just talk to me about some horror/supernatural horror and forensic thriller novels I've read, too.

Season of the Sun, written by Catherine Coulter, has an explicit scene involving a certain old man named Olaf. For my little sis and I, it's a reoccurring joke for me to mention his name. What makes this creepy is that I once read the entire scene out-loud at high school for fun. Use your imaginations. I've read other erotica out-loud, as well.

One of my favorite pranks in high school: sneakily approach a guy from behind (normally a bud of mine); using a mildly perverse and growling tone of voice, say "hey, baby" into an ear. They'd freeze up and look visibly uncomfortable, bringing to mind "spirit-leaving-body" anime scenes.

To disturb the crap out of my younger sister, I sing the first few lines of the MLP theme in an overly-cheerful and feminine voice. It gets her every time. She says it's sounds unnatural and creepy coming from me, and frantically begs me to stop whenever I do it. Good times. Kukuku...

Normally with my older sister, I used to rarely make exaggeratedly-sexual noises on the bus, during middle and high school.
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Posted 12/9/14

Yuki_Narukami wrote:

I didn't say this but my, then girlfriend, said " You're mine and mine alone"
She then proceeded to threaten other girls I knew to leave me alone..... thank God for the Hotness vs. Crazy meter

Didn't know if I should've felt creeped out or scared but I did feel somewhat happy that she thought of me that way.


If she's a 9 or 10, then, chances are, she's at least a 5 or 6 on the crazy meter.
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Posted 12/9/14
I don't say creepy things.
In other news this thread looks like a selfie.
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Posted 12/9/14
its too disturbing i got sometimes very dark humor
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Posted 12/9/14 , edited 12/9/14
Are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs?
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Posted 12/9/14
"You should really be careful because that bitch is crazy and she is going to skin you and wear you and run to jorge and say 'LOVE ME'"

in and out of context it was rude, disturbing but probably accurate word vomit.
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Hello. How are you?
Posted 12/9/14

bluebattletech wrote:

Hello. How are you?


Come on now, that's just going too far.
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