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I once wrote a paragraph on how i would like to only rot in the grave after my death, in gross detail. The worms… the worms…

My favorite character is an assailant teacher. Any time I talk about him -- well lots of people deem my obsession as an oddity, but I've loved this character for all his wickedness since I was fifteen… ergo… nonetheless it does emanate an eerie vibe.
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I've also told people I wouldn't mind running them over with my car. Ouch.

"If what you said were any more fucking wrong, I'd probably kill you."

"I don't deserve to live, but maybe you don't either."

"Oh, look at you, fucking disgusting incest suggestor, what, were you abused, you sick fuck? "

(The context while that should never be revealed, is this- my mother is really fucked mentality wise and asked me in a very snide and nasty way because she was jealous that I was living with my father "are you your daddy's little sex slave now?" I kid you not. And that's not the sickest thing she's ever said to me either. I can't believe she said that though, that is among the most appalling things I've ever heard her say. )
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"I like it when they're comatose"
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"Sometimes i talk to myself in my head, but nobody answers"
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There is way to many to count.
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I never say creepy things, I'm a completely normal human.
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I found this to be creepy or maybe just weird.

"When everyone is asleep at night I fill my bathtub with meatball sauce, engulf myself it in, and pretend I am a meatball."
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So my bro said to me "i doubt you could intimidate someone"

so im replied "no just insert my middle finger and index finger into their eye sockets and put my thumb in there mouth and push all three fingers together push the head back and force them to bow to me while i make eye contact."

note this was at dinner with my father and grandfather everyone just looked at me
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I'm a percussionist in my school band, and since my band director has pretty bad eyesight and memory, the percussion section in the back can usually get away with whispering. Everyone else? Not so much.

The best percussionist at the time was in the drumline at the high school across the street, and he was... the best word I can think of to describe him is Crazy.

For one of the slower songs the band played, he just decided to sing "Suck my dick" to the whole thing. Sometimes he would randomly walk up to another one of the percussionists and say "I can smell you."

Whenever anyone does something stupid he attacks them. Another percussionist said "HOME RUN!" during a football game when someone got a touchdown and he threw hit hat and yelled at him. I kind of wish I was there to see that.

He was a pretty fun guy to be around.
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"Happy birthday! You're one year closer to death!"

...okay, maybe that one isn't so creepy, as much as it is ridiculous.


"If you need someone to be by your side and comfort you, I'll be that person. Any support, love, or reason you need- I'll give it all to you. And I'll always be right behind, ready to stab you when you least expect it. Even as you lie dying on the cold ground by my own hands, I'll stay by your side until the end as your best friend, all the way up until you leave everything you own to me after you're gone. And then I'll deal the finishing blow myself and walk away, not giving a single look back. So rely on me little, okay?"
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I can not remember the movie, but the line was something like, "Women, can't live with them, and due to modern forensics, can't kill them either."

I am told the creepiest thing I ever said in public was when a sudden wave of bad smell, like urine, blew through part of a night club and I blurted out, "Smells like kidneys in here" just as the music died down. I couldn't help it, I thought I was reassuring, but I was not.
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I like to say, "There he/she is THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL!" to people I have just met when they enter a crowded room when it isn't their birthday. It's extremely amusing, and while it is kind of creepy, it sets the tone for what knowing me is going to be like for them.
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Liquid Snake (from cockpit of Hind): "You KNOW who I am!" "I'm YOU! I'm your shadow!" "Ask the father that you killed! I'll send you there to meet him!"

..and you wonder why snake has nightmares re: liquid. ("you enjoy all the killing, that's why!" )

Seriously? , tbh I don't keep up with creepy things I say for future reference, if I say something hurtful it's likely done in anger and most likely will apologize or regret it if I feel it was undeserved, then try to move on.
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Posted 1/17/15
Hey there, wanna see a dead body?
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Every pickup line I ever said
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