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i some times yell out at random,

ein volk, ein reich, ein führer!
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"i'll see you in your nightmares,"
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Phersu wrote:

So, I have a few friends who love guns. I'm not really a gun guy. They're loud, hurt my eyes, smell of gunpowder and/or oil....just not a fan. I explain that I prefer knives, and they remark that guns are better/more efficient/etc.

I counter with a very serial killer statement that sums up why I prefer knives and not guns. Sounds fine and makes perfect sense in my head, but comes out very creepy.

'Guns just feel too impersonal.'

Wow. Okay, Ted Bundy.


So, what are some creepy things you have said before? Unintentionally or not?


Continuation of that conversation -

'Like....a knife is an extension of you. But a gun? It just feels foreign to me when I hold them.'


Ya, know I was going to describe how a gun could be personal. Then I realized I'm on enough watch lists already.
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Posted 2/13/16
Do you have any double penguin action? Like i one of them but its not the same he can only have action by himself its kinda boring too since he mostly does only one thing
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Posted 2/13/16

kamaitachi5587 wrote:



Ya, know I was going to describe how a gun could be personal. Then I realized I'm on enough watch lists already.


I prefer the impersonal side of guns, I prefer my prey not know I was ever there. Plus I question the sanity of anyone who uses a knife as a killing tool, it's so damn messy and uncivilized. Give me 2500 meters between my target and the blood spray and I am a happy man.


Does that count as creepy?
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Posted 2/13/16
"I am so hungry I could devour the souls of 100 virgins... but wait... everyone over 10 isn't a virgin now... Welp! To Kindergarten I go!"

"Ahh, I love the taste of the tears of orphans in the morning."

These are just inside jokes with my friends. Apparently there was a rumor in my High School I wasn't an atheist, but was trying to turn people to the side of the Anti-Christ (me). That also lead to many fun nicknames like "Demon", "Fun-Christ" and "Emerald-eyed Demon". Was kinda fun scaring the shit outta Christians every now and then saying something like that.
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Posted 2/14/16

Dark_Alma wrote:

"I am so hungry I could devour the souls of 100 virgins... but wait... everyone over 10 isn't a virgin now... Welp! To Kindergarten I go!"

"Ahh, I love the taste of the tears of orphans in the morning."

These are just inside jokes with my friends. Apparently there was a rumor in my High School I wasn't an atheist, but was trying to turn people to the side of the Anti-Christ (me). That also lead to many fun nicknames like "Demon", "Fun-Christ" and "Emerald-eyed Demon". Was kinda fun scaring the shit outta Christians every now and then saying something like that.


I envy you so much right now, having the nickname demon would complete me. I guess me saying that is also on topic...

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I envy you so much right now, having the nickname demon would complete me. I guess me saying that is also on topic...



I still prefer the nickname Blade. Has many levels to it. I collect swords, daggers, spears and whatnot. My friends also joke that I am a vampire (god, how many evil creatures can one guy be!) because I live in the night hours. There was a movie eons ago called Blade. It is also a part of the gamertag I have used for 15 years now.

I still like the "Emerald-eyed Demon" though.

Edit: Cleaned up text box. Too long. Going to die in my bed for 3 hours now.
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I have been called vampire a lot for the same reason as you, I'm out of my house at night most of the time. Being out on a cool night puts me in a great mood. Sunlight just makes me feel like shit...
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Weirdest thing I said in public, was to a raving pissed off soccer mom trying to return obviously used underwear with sh** on them. When she started telling the customer service guy she was gonna jam a pickle in his ass, I shouted:

I'M GONNA PICKLE YOUR WEASEL, TANYA
(idk what her name was)

I started laughing hysterically as she got scared and fled the scene; I then purchased my pack of gum and went on my way.
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In my very first Philosophy class in college, someone brought up the fact that many ancient Greeks had sex with boys. I remember it did have some passing relevance to whatever it was we were discussing, but his point was somewhat along the lines of 'these guys had a warped world-view, so how can we trust them?"

I don't remember exactly how the argument went, but I was defending them in a "cultural norms change, and an intimate relationship between boys and their mentors was considered a good thing" sort of way. That kind of thing.

At some point, and this is the part I remember vividly, he said, "but what if they [the boys] don't like it?" And I, thinking, "how might someone that does that action defend it?" replied,

"Who cares if they don't like it? It's good for them."

I immediately ate my foot at the sight of an entire class with their mouths open thinking something along the lines of 'this guy is defending the rape of children.' The dead silence led to the professor clearing his throat and saying 'moving on.'
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Posted 2/14/16
Less creepy and more shocking. I sometimes say some really savage and discriminatory things. They're not appropriate to post, but they're basically so offensive I am both shocked and amused. I like that sort of humor.
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Posted 2/14/16
my creepiness usually ends up in saying unethical plans about human testing. Or genocide. Or making horrible jokes about patients. Or just generally not giving a crap about life in general. Also mass graves are hot in a bizarre way I have yet to figure out.
Posted 2/14/16
Apparently everything I say disturbs people.
This one time one of the kids in my class was talking about how one day they would get beat up by someone you never thought could fight and then she said like me, but I corrected her saying "If I wanted to fight someone I would not. I would rather switch their water bottle for one infused with bleach." everyone gave nervous laughter
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