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Post Reply When is the right time to share your small nasty habits with your significant other?
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Personally, a couple of days, maybe a week. In a comfortable environment. Obviously I'm not going to just let one rip right in the middle of a romantic moment.
But I'm not embarrassed by my bodily functions. Everyone does it. Holding them in can actually harm you.

Also, if you've held it in all day, and end up sleeping in the same room/bed as them, your farts come out while you sleep.
So really, get it over with as soon as possible and move on. It's not a big deal.
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Posted 12/13/14

GayAsianBoy wrote:

would never fart in front of my SO regardless of how long I know them.




I don't know about other ppl, but I don't like people knowing I'm going to the toilet, in the toilet or just came out of a toilet.


I tried that approach too. Until one day I got tickled so mercilessly that things slipped out...

He only found it hilarious instead of gross.

Things happen.
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never! keep the magic alive people
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If he or she still sees you the same way and can doesn't cut you out of their life after a horribly embarrassing drunken night, then you better keep'em.
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Whenever they come up? My partner and I were college roommates first, so I think we had most of that out in the open before we were together; nothing was ever an issue.
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Whenever they're naturally revealed. If I know I have a bodily function coming along, like a fart, I will get up and go to the bathroom. If it happens though, it happens. My SO farts and burps in front of me whenever it so happens, if it's really bad he will apologize though and we'll have a laugh about it. I will burp in front of my SO too, albeit my burps are pathetic and either barely make a sound or resemble a hiccup somehow. We've been together for just less than 1 and a half years or so.
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Posted 12/13/14

wonkywilla wrote:

Personally, a couple of days, maybe a week. In a comfortable environment. Obviously I'm not going to just let one rip right in the middle of a romantic moment.
But I'm not embarrassed by my bodily functions. Everyone does it. Holding them in can actually harm you.

Also, if you've held it in all day, and end up sleeping in the same room/bed as them, your farts come out while you sleep.
So really, get it over with as soon as possible and move on. It's not a big deal.


the wisdom is strong in her ^
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When they find out along the way, if you're serious about this person...then there is no need to tell. The other will find out in interesting ways like by accident
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As soon as You both realize that the Other is Someone You're ready to be with the remainder of Your lives. Once You both reach that perfect comfortability with One another...Go for it, Lovers.
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jeanius- wrote:

After you're married and they're obligated not to leave you.


The Truth of Marriage in a nutshell.

Yet divorces still happens..
Posted 12/13/14 , edited 12/13/14
Aw man I remember when my, then girlfriend, farted when we were walking next to each other...... I was scarred for quite a while.
It was soo dank too lol
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Posted 12/13/14 , edited 12/13/14

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AiYumega wrote:

"Hey uh honey, just do me favor and put on these cat ears, and maybe this kimono, yeah maybe...No...Okay I'll just leave now"

*Cries in corner*



This made my day, haha


Hahaha. Awesome!

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Posted 12/14/14

CherryDynamite8 wrote:

I tried that approach too. Until one day I got tickled so mercilessly that things slipped out...

He only found it hilarious instead of gross.

Things happen.


that is hilarious... but if that happened to me, I would die.
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if he can't accept that i can belch better than he can then it ain't gonna work
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The last girlfriend I had farted in front of me after a few months worth of being together on accident. She sneezed and the cutest sound I ever heard came out of her butt. Needless to say she was thoroughly embarrassed. I tried to make her feel a little more comfortable so I let one rip too. That was the first time I ever shit myself in front of a girl.

She laughed so hard she had to use her inhaler.
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