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You, god, have decided that earth is now boring. What do you do to spice it up?
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You, god, have decided that earth is now boring. What do you do to spice it up?
I Have a list of me being a god.
1.Everyone on the planet wakes up the next morning as the opposite gender.
2.All animal noises now sound like a human mimicking that sound, but very poorly.
3.Memory is now genetically inherited. A child will automatically have all the knowledge of both of its parents.
4.You become what you eat.Want to be a polar bear? Eat a polar bear.Want to be Jennifer Lawrence? Eat Jennifer Lawrence.
5.No more reproduction, everyone has three lives.
6.Floor is lava.
7.Put the number 100 in the sky, all over the world, so that everyone can see it. The next day the number becomes 99. And so on...
8.constantly increase/ decrease gravity a bit
9.Dump thousands of pounds of glitter everywhere and make the world faaaaaaaaaabbbulous!
10. 5 random people will start just glowing various colors. The first 1,000,000 people to slap each and every one of them get immortality Let the hunt begin.
11.Dinosaurs are back bitches.
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Bring back the dinosaurs. That would make things interesting for a while.
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Randomly alter everything to various degrees. Some humans would have gills, some trees could talk, the sunlight would be green, talking chipmunks would run the world's economy, etc. Just random, mindless chaos, some funny, some just different.
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Invert all colors overnight.
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Real life Pokemon, then I will descend from wherever and judge people based on Pokemon preference.
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prpagate new forms of life and give humans a predator...
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I'm relieved you guys aren't God! I'm relieved I am not God!!
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Soo feeling like the Admi of the server hummm...
New space race for mankind!
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turn everything into jelly
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Isn't it obvious? Add magic!
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We're about to have a much more musical world. From now on every time you sing a song to completion food, a drink, a useful object, or whatever else will magically appear before you! For example, you might sing "If I Had a Hammer" to get a hammer, or maybe "Margaritaville" to get a margarita, and so on. You might even be able to get two things per completion, such as if you were to sing "Tea for Two" to get two servings of tea! There is no limit to the number of times you can do this, so if you sang "Margaritaville" 1,000 times you'd get 1,000 margaritas.

Where do these things come from? How do they get there? Who cares, all you have to do to live happily is sing freaking songs now. You don't even have to sing them well! Quit looking a gift horse in the mouth.
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BlueOni wrote:

We're about to have a much more musical world. From now on every time you sing a song to completion food, a drink, a useful object, or whatever else will magically appear before you! For example, you might sing "If I Had a Hammer" to get a hammer, or maybe "Margaritaville" to get a margarita, and so on. You might even be able to get two things per completion, such as if you were to sing "Tea for Two" to get two servings of tea! There is no limit to the number of times you can do this, so if you sang "Margaritaville" 1,000 times you'd get 1,000 margaritas.

Where do these things come from? How do they get there? Who cares, all you have to do to live happily is sing freaking songs now. You don't even have to sing them well! Quit looking a gift horse in the mouth.


Does that also work for human beings? :3 I might want to memorize some op´s of harem anime then!
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Blow it up!
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eragon2890 wrote:

Does that also work for human beings? :3 I might want to memorize some op´s of harem anime then! :D


Not only does it work for spawning/copying people, you can raise the freaking dead. The sky's the limit.
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I´d create a loophole for the rule that objects can not travel faster than light. In a way that would not break the universe, but would allow humanity to start working on interstellar starships right away (less be real´ , in every other aspect but speed we could already do this: life support, electricity generation, navigation, scientific instruments and data processing, communication *if it can be FTL* all no real problem).

Sci-fi-like flying around the universe time!

Here on earth I´d do one thing: make the old gladiator battles but with a twist: instead of the old ones, now everybody who is bored may participate. Whenever you do, you transform magically into a sexy catgirl or catboy who is very good at fighting, wearing bikini armor~(or the boy equivalent :3) All fights are to the death, and use swords or knives ~ Off course, you may do anything to each other -anything- before you kill your opponent, and there is no time limit~ And there´d be an audience off course, just like old times!

Wouldn´t that be fun~? :3
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