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How would you convince someone to date you in one sentence
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Did it hurt when you broke the Earth's crust on your rise from Hell?
Oh..
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27 / M / ihlok
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hai hydra
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Would you mind grabbing a coffee with me?
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"I'm not interested in relationships."
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19 / M / Around
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"Eat my ass."
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19 / M / Seattle, WA
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I have pizza.
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33 / M
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"Why yes, that is Sex Panther that you smell".
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16 / F / Connecticut
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"These hoes ain't loyal" but I am.
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20 / M / Idaho
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xDeadlyDollx wrote:

"I'm not interested in relationships."


Because no one can resist a challenge
Posted 12/16/14

qualeshia3 wrote:

"Don't know what type of girlfriend I can be but I am willing to try to be better than any girl you have ever dated."


That would probably work on me. It's brimmed with ambition~

I'd probably go with some cheese like "I'm loyal, I'm honest, and I'm interested."

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26 / M / Everywhere
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I eat ass....
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bjee231 wrote:

I eat ass....


TRUE!

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22 / M / I forgot
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Posted 12/16/14 , edited 12/16/14
15 inches, impressed?
Posted 12/16/14 , edited 12/16/14
i was gonna make a joke about rape but then i thought nope.. i'm probalbly plenty dodgy as it is lol.

sasarahsept wrote:

"These hoes ain't loyal" but I am.


but i'm not a rapper.
Posted 12/16/14 , edited 12/16/14

loveassassin13 wrote:

Because no one can resist a challenge


Yes, it's quite unfortunate.
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