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Off-color descriptions of anime
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Give your most accurate off-color description of an anime, any anime you choose

Accel World
Some fat fuck who's good at video games but not much else scores a super fine gf and the most OP avatar in a game meant to be OP in real life. And he still acts like a whiny bitch.
(Note that I do like Accel World, I was just speaking my mind)
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Might as well give it a try:

The World God only knows
A total nerd who is addicted to dating sims, gets in a contract with the devil and has to make cute girls fall in love with him by using whatever little knowledge he has gained from the games he (literally) can't live without. And yes it works. Luckily whenever he completes a "route" the targeted girl's memory gets wiped, so he can move to his next victim.
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Prepare for the only installment of School days. The envy of men and admiration of pimps. Garnishing hate from all women around the world. An anime so full of sex that you wouldn't believe there isn't actually naked characters. Featuring the only man that is immune to STD's promoting the message that contraceptives are a myth and proving STD's do not exist creating the next generation of super aids. Witness one man's journey to fuck them all. An ambition started by a stalked photo of a girl he likes only to dump her in 2 episodes to go out with another girl only to dump her in 5 episodes only to have sex with a girl who likes him and another girl who likes another guy who likes the girl he originally stalked. When the first girl he fucks gets pregnant he immediately said "can you just not get pregnant" lol what a retard. Suffer through 12 episodes of pointless sex and not have the right to call this a hentai. The epic last battle between the pregnant girlfriend and Gasai Yuno to create the greatest Internet meme ever "nice boat".

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Attack on Titan

Angry german kid vs giant zombies.

Ace of the Diamond:

Loud Japanese kid who throws like a drunk gets scouted by a famous high school and becomes a star pitcher.
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Pet Girl

Guy looks after girl with autism and they sometimes have hot pots.
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Naruto: Ninjas dressed in neon orange.
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This is a pretty accurate description of the show lol.
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Shingeki no Bahamut:

FAVAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Amnesia:
The heroine gets killed every week until she gets it right.

Chaika - The Coffin Princess:
A girl walks around the countryside carrying body parts of her father who is three times her size. Nobody thinks it is strange that she is carrying this thing, along with her rifle, which is twice as big as she is
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Fullmetal Alchemist
A shorty and his robot brother look for a shiny rock.

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Rail Wars:
99% bullshit, 1% trains.
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Not sure if this fits what the OP is looking for but here goes:

Cowboy Bebop

Earth was once a beautiful planet but now it's a wreck. A gate exploded, the moon broke apart, and people left, colonizing the solar system. They terraformed whole moons, built cities on Mars, planted seeds, built space stations, mined asteroids, and etched out a living. Despite all that, humanity hasn't changed. They fight wars, commit crimes, fall in love, make friendships, break friendships, form families, band together and drift apart. In all of this mess a misfit group of people make their way through the galaxy claiming bounties to make a living. Some call them bounty hunters, but they refer to themselves as cowboys. One crew flies an old fishing ship, sometimes making bounties and sometimes not. From TJ's, to Mars, an amusement park, chapels, Earth, derelict mining operations, to other ends of the solar system. This misfit crew goes wherever the trail leads them. A canine, a genius hacker, a femme fatale, an ex-gangster, and an ex-cop make up this misfit family. Whether it's the mafia, small time crooks, the cops, other bounty hunters, the military, or even bad food, they deal with them with a bang. And when it's all over, try not to feel so blue.
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Oh, I have another one

Irregular at Magic High School:
People thought they could beat the reborn god. Spoiler: they couldn't.
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Rito2Ru wrote:

Oh, I have another one

Irregular at Magic High School:
People thought they could beat the reborn god. Spoiler: they couldn't.


Lol maybe:

The Great Asian Alliance appeard!! Miyuki casts Tatsuya, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
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Diozawardo wrote:

This is a pretty accurate description of the show lol.


Which one?
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