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Why Don't Polar Bears Move to The South Pole?
Posted 12/19/14
Seriously, how hard is it to buy a plane ticket and hop a flight to Antarctica?
Posted 12/19/14 , edited 12/19/14
If Kevin Smith can't ride a plane, would they let a polar bear ride?
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Posted 12/19/14
When a polar bear can't get to an airport, that's when!
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Posted 12/19/14 , edited 12/27/14
First, you have to consider things from the polar bear's point of view. It's difficult to get a job with little to no schooling, fairly low manual dexterity, and language skills that leave much to be desired. Many simply can't afford their next meal, much less a plane ticket.

But also consider those that could, through careers in the circus, as enforcers in the mob, or other activities, afford such travel. How would they get to a plane? Some of the bears do live near cities, of course, but as various TV shows have revealed, flights in and out of the region are difficult even with established airfields, and much of the bear population is far more remote.

Lastly, the actual travel. Most commercial airlines don't book trips to Antarctica. In fact, it's basically military and science research down there, and unfortunately, polar bears do not qualify for either in most cases.
Posted 12/19/14

crunchynaruto321 wrote:

When a polar bear can't get to an airport, that's when!


such a cute post.
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Posted 12/19/14 , edited 12/27/14
The leopard seals have placed heavy immigration restrictions on the polar bears.
Posted 12/19/14 , edited 12/26/14
made me watch a documentary on youtube on polar bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwZH_aT0FGI

not polar bears having better parenting techniques than some humans will ever have.
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Posted 12/19/14
maybe jobs are hard to find in the south
Posted 12/26/14
Because the south pole is actually the north pole. Interchanging won't actually change anything.
Posted 12/26/14
Because there aren't any walruses to pick on.
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Posted 12/26/14
Maybe they don't have a compass? Lala has no idea.
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Posted 12/26/14

longdanzi103 wrote:

maybe jobs are hard to find in the south


Oh the irony, Southern places always have more jobs than the northern region.
Posted 12/26/14
They're on their way.
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Posted 12/26/14
I think they'd migrate into alaska and canada before they they go down there, and they already have, and have mixed breeds with brown bears
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