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Why Don't Polar Bears Move to The South Pole?
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Posted 12/26/14
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Posted 12/26/14
Because they dun knoooow.
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Wouldn't the penguin overlords in the south just kick them out?
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Posted 12/26/14
It's the result of a poorly thought out decision to sign a contract with the Coca-Cola company. They're a package tie in with the Coca-Cola Santa Claus, so they can't leave the North Pole until their term is up in December of the year 52,825,443 AD.
Posted 12/27/14

BlueOni wrote:

It's the result of a poorly thought out decision to sign a contract with the Coca-Cola company. They're a package tie in with the Coca-Cola Santa Claus, so they can't leave the North Pole until their term is up in December of the year 52,825,443 AD.


Ha this made me laugh more than it should have! Now I have my brother looking at me like I'm crazy. Best answer I've seen yet
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Posted 12/27/14
Because it would hamper the production of Coca Cola.
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Posted 12/27/14
the penguins would protest against polar bearism
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Posted 12/27/14
Because their lives would go south even faster. /bad pun is bad
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Posted 12/27/14 , edited 12/27/14
Well a win win if any. First the polar bears wipe clean the penguin population, then with nothing to eat the bears get wiped out as well. No more endangerment. How many different species of plants and animals do we really need anyways?. If they are pretty to look at, or edible, or can be fed to something else edible, necessary to make air, and items out of, we otherwise don't much need them.

Why go to Mars when we can terraform this planet to be like Mars?

So wait... can penguin meat go bad in the winter? If they die they just freeze, guess freezer burn. Tallow candles and lamp oil. Wonder how many penguins it takes to make a gallon of diesel?

Guess we should just leave the penguins alone until they are needed for fuel.
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Posted 12/27/14
Racism.
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Posted 12/28/14

PhantomGundam wrote:

Wouldn't the penguin overlords in the south just kick them out?



Well that explains this image....




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Posted 12/28/14 , edited 12/28/14
Why would you move from somewhere that has Santa to somewhere with no Santa?
Posted 12/28/14
cos polar bears are assholes and we don't need'em in the south
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