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IF There Was A Drink Called Fruitanari Punch...
Posted 12/22/14 , edited 12/22/14
Would you drink it? What do you think it would taste like.


Edit: My last thread on the forums.
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Posted 12/22/14

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Would you drink it? What do you think it would taste like.


Edit: My last thread on the forums.


No and No Comment.

Why is this your last thread?
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Posted 12/22/14
I don't believe you'll ever quit this, but for at least trying I'll tell you what I think.

First of all, since there is an "anari" at the end, we can expect it to be from Japan, and with Japan comes snacks, and with snacks come pleasure.

This will be the Juice version of Viagra, and for entertainment purposes we pray that there won't be semen in those Drinks.
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Posted 12/22/14
Sounds like fatal high blood sugar level.
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Posted 12/22/14
I think it would taste like the blood of a thousand innocent little fruitinari's, sacrificed just to make some fiend (like me)
higher than a fuckin' kite on St. Paddy's Day....

now, where in ta bloody hell do I buy this stuff?? Hmm?

where?
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Posted 12/22/14
It'd probably have a really salty taste to it.
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Posted 12/22/14
sure why not
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Posted 12/22/14
Maybe.... It would probably taste like a MaiTai with orange juice and cranberry juice instead of lime juice.... or maybe with lime juice.....
Or twist it sideways and use tequila instead of rum.... or just use tequila and rum...... and gin.... and vodka....

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Posted 12/22/14
It would taste like bananas and cherries of course.
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Posted 12/22/14
I would blow through the straw.
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Posted 12/23/14

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Would you drink it? What do you think it would taste like.


Edit: My last thread on the forums.


Pretty sure it'd be a pretty fruity drink with a banana hidden in there somewhere....
Posted 12/23/14
Precum and vaginal lube. ok wait wat
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Posted 12/23/14
Will the FDA ever approve such a drink?
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Posted 12/23/14
pureed banana and coconut milk, with a hint of sea salt for added electrolytes. It'll have a slightly slimy, but thick texture and it'd be marketed as a health drink, (maybe even to children) and have little dancing bananas on the label.

Something like this:



Though, to be honest,this would probably be a more appropriate mascot:



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Posted 12/23/14 , edited 12/23/14
This would be my go to drink, but I wouldn't be sure how to drink it. Should I suck it up throw a straw or would lapping it up be the preferred method?

I hope this tastes as good as Tentacle Grape.
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