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If Someone Fell On Top Of You And They Were Attractive to You...
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Posted 1/4/15
It would largely depend on how they landed on me.

If I took a shot to the junk, I'd likely make that shot to the junk noise all men make. Then croak out "Why???" Then try to extricate myself and got find some pain killers.

Otherwise I'd just make fun of the situation.
Face in crotch - "Right here? Really? Ok, but I think these other people might have an issue with it."
Hands in crotch - "You haven't even bought me a drink yet, woman!"
Bust on Crotch - "This is unexpected..."
Bust in face -"Mmmpph!! Can't... Breathe... I give up!" then tap out furiously like I'm suffocating, or just play dead.
Crotch in face - "Wow. You could have just asked, y'know." or "No, don't get up, I'm fine. No, really, I'm good.

Now if it's an attractive stranger that fell on me and it wasn't a junk shot, I'd just be like "Hi, are you ok?"
Posted 1/4/15
Bumping this thread to cover my tracks.

It seemed like a good idea if you asked me.
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It's happened to me and a close friend before. He got pushed, his hand grazed my boob. Pushed him away immediately and we both agreed to forget about it forever. Until this post came around...
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Roll my eyes, help them up, then carry on with my day. Happened all the time at uni. Women are clumsy, especially when they're wearing those ridiculous 3ft platform-heels at all times, regardless of the floor conditions.
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First figure out what the hell just happened. Of course inside I'm "Holy shit that almost killed me" but on the outside stay composed be like "You okay" and see where that takes it. I wouldn't want to run from the situation since it's interesting to see what would happen.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

and they were in an erotic position, or perhaps touching a no-no area (Girls' Breasts, Guys' Junk), what would your reaction be? We see this all the time in anime, but I wonder how would you react?


the one time I get to *squeze squeeze, squish squish*
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My reaction would be to see what their reaction is and then we'd go from there . . .
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Posted 1/11/15
I would probably be like "uhhhhhhh.... Hmmmm... Uhhhhhhh................ AHHH OH MY GOD ARE YOU HURT???? DID I BREAK YOUR FALL ???????WANT SOME ICE FROM MY DRINK??????"

Or scream something dumb
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Freeze.
Shoves them off.
Try not to throw up.
Have violent nightmares for days.
Regret life.

Just another day.
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I would laugh.

Except if a girl landed right on my jewels, then I would be all like "hunnrgoargh.. that hurt" and demand an ice cream and a hug.
Or maybe like, just say "no, thats okay.. It didn't hurt" and walk away with my pride lying on the ground like a wounded gaselle.
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25 / F / New Jersey, USA
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To be honest, I would not know how to react to that. I would definitely tell the person to get off me.
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The Canadian blood would probably kick in. I'd say sorry and then hold a door open for them to make up.
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25 / M / 30.4894° N, 86.54...
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Try to think of something witty and at least partially relevant, (ex: "Do you believe actions speak louder than words?")

fail miserably and stutter something incoherent, (ex: "Ah... erm... heh. Sorry.")

then after helping them up and walking off I'd probably think of what I should've said. (ex: "Ah. Hello. Is this where we exchange insurance information?")

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I would inspect my ceiling.
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