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Posted 1/4/15
How is it that more females piss on the toilet seat(under the toilet seat) than men!?

Does anyone have statistics because I'm tired of picking up a piss-soaked toilet seat.

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Posted 1/4/15
Is your woman perhaps hovering and peeing instead of actually sitting on the toilet? That alone could make all the difference.

Not like we can aim.
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Posted 1/4/15

CherryDynamite8 wrote:

Is your woman perhaps hovering and peeing instead of actually sitting on the toilet? That alone could make all the difference.

Not like we can aim.
i have a sister that used to pee standing up when she was little Lol...that was sorta weird,but as she grew up she didnt do that anymore or so i hope lmao

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Posted 1/4/15
shut up and put the toilet seat down


CherryDynamite8 wrote:



Not like we can aim.


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Posted 1/4/15

Sogno- wrote:

shut up and put the toilet seat down


CherryDynamite8 wrote:



Not like we can aim.




That's what I'm saying. If the chick actually sits on the toilet when peeing, splashes and such shouldn't be much of an issue. The seat would need to be down.
Posted 1/5/15
Umm... it also happens because some don't wipe.... I mean come on... I've witnessed this as I walked into a stall when a girl I worked with finshed but didnt flush and didnt wash her hands..... I was forever grossed out. I wiped the seat down and flushed and put layers of toilet seat covers on.
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I haven't taken a piss in about 2 and 1/2 years so... I couldn't really say at the moment xD
(I have no kidneys in my body at the moment, so I don't produce it)
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Posted 1/5/15
I just pissed myself laughing. Don't worry, I wasn't standing.
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Posted 1/5/15
Adding a few things that haven't been mentioned: Because of us generally having to sit, the angle of urine streams tend to splash more than what results from someone standing. Also, because we can't simply glance down to see if we've wiped well enough, there is more guess-work involved (the same reason why wiping bums is more tricky). Plus, our anatomy makes peeing more messy.

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There are urinary devices that aid females in standing-up peeing.

P.S.S.
My brother-in-law "forgets" where the toilet is at when he's drunk. He's peed in refrigerators, and once even "lost" the toilet while in the bathroom.
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aeb0717 wrote:

P.S.S.
My brother-in-law "forgets" where the toilet is at when he's drunk. He's peed in refrigerators, and once even "lost" the toilet while in the bathroom.


I can't even. I've lost my ability to even.
Posted 1/5/15
Even men can pee sitting down and do a better job. Helps to have a hose you can tuck between your legs.
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generalschrimpf wrote:

I haven't taken a piss in about 2 and 1/2 years so... I couldn't really say at the moment xD
(I have no kidneys in my body at the moment, so I don't produce it)


Sounds like you could use some cybernetics.
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generalschrimpf wrote:

I haven't taken a piss in about 2 and 1/2 years so... I couldn't really say at the moment xD
(I have no kidneys in my body at the moment, so I don't produce it)


Whaaat? =.=

Is that possible?
Posted 1/5/15 , edited 1/5/15

piratequeen369 wrote:


generalschrimpf wrote:

I haven't taken a piss in about 2 and 1/2 years so... I couldn't really say at the moment xD
(I have no kidneys in my body at the moment, so I don't produce it)


Whaaat? =.=

Is that possible?


With dialysis.
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nooneinparticular wrote:

With dialysis.


Gosh, I never knew.
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