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I work in a hospital so I'm generally okay with urine, but people have accidentally peed on me but shit is a whole other story..
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FairyIllusions wrote:

I work in a hospital so I'm generally okay with urine, but people have accidentally peed on me but shit is a whole other story..


Wow, yes I can imagine. They say pee is "clean", but getting it on you all nice and warm sounds not very nice. At all.

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x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:


Gross1985 wrote:


x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:

This may be uncomfortable to admit, but screw it. I've had Surgical procedures done on...My Body back in 2006. Prostate issues. Serious issues. It's a DEEP subject. Ever since then, I have had an intense dislike of having to Use the Bathroom at all; My anxiety issues and such only compound the entire affair. So what I'm getting to here I guess...I pee sitting down 85% of the time. I don't really make a big deal about the issue, or at least I try and not to. Even admitting this just now was a huge step for Me, in confronting the Subject. But Yeah. I'm a Guy, and more often than not, I void while sitting. Just the way things are I guess.

I think the one thing I can take from your comment is that I'm not keen on peeing in public restrooms. I'm kind of "pee-shy", and I definitely don't do #2 in public restrooms. I don't know why that is. Maybe I don't like how people can hear me peeing, especially worrying about how people can hear what's being expelled out of my body and stuff.


...I feel closure after hearing Your Statement. I'm the same exact way. Out of EVERYTHING...literally, about Myself My toilet troubles are among the TOP things I would change about My Body/Myself if possible...

I appreciate Your Comment, My Friend. It helps to know You're not alone sometimes...


I have what they call a 'nervous bladder'. Hard for me to use the toilet in public restrooms for peeing unless I use the stall.
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Frenzify wrote:

Why am I in this thread?

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Why am I going to contribute?

On the subject of men missing the bowl, I'm with the people saying it's honestly not that hard... when it doesn't decide it wants catch you off guard and come out in multiple streams, that completely veer off from where you're actually aiming...

But yes, for the love of God, at least wipe down the seat.


I'm totally thinking of a scene from the movie Me, Myself and Irene. I'd post a link but it's too NSFW for here. Needless to say he pees all over the bathroom!
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Twice I have seen shit left on the toilet seat by a coworker.
By comparison, piss doesn't seem quite so bad.
Though it's still gross.
Fortunately, I have yet to see blood on the toilet seat. That would be rather alarming.

Seriously, people need to just sit on the damned seat, that's what it's there for... bunch of savages.
We're talking people with bachelors, masters or doctorates here and they can't figure out how to use the toilet.
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Some girls get shaky while hovering/squatting?
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generalschrimpf wrote:

Perfectly legitimate question! And yes, I have to control my fluid, since they have nowhere to go until treatments, I can only drink up to 32 oz a day. Any more, and fluid can build up in my ankles, feet, hands, arms, and worst of all, chest. When I found out I had failure (for the 3rd time), at the time I was having bad chest pains, found out I had over 2 liters of fluid around my heart. Not good hahahah


Dude... Hope it didn't cause other complications.


S'all good dude, even if it does it doesn't effect me mentally. Keep smiling, and it'll all be better ^_^
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I know exactly how you feel. I despise the idea of having to use a public restroom especially if I have to go #2. I would rather go through the pain of a very upset stomach than use a public restroom. I don't want people to hear me using it and those toilet seats just seem so filthy *shivers*. As a cart attendant at Target one thing I need to do is check to make sure the restrooms are clean.......I dread this with a passion. People can be so filthy. The mens' restroom always smells like pee and the ladies' restroom has toilet paper everywhere.
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Is that what they call it? I might have that, actually. One time I needed to use the restroom and my friend had to as well, but I couldn't pee. I was using a stall, too. I might have more issues than I thought?

Then again, imagine if I tried explaining this stuff 1.5 decade ago.....if I had the capacity to, of course. The ridicule would be real, to say the least.

Ah but enough about me. Besides, everybody had issues but most of them don't want to admit it.


Ctonhunter wrote:

I know exactly how you feel. I despise the idea of having to use a public restroom especially if I have to go #2. I would rather go through the pain of a very upset stomach than use a public restroom. I don't want people to hear me using it and those toilet seats just seem so filthy *shivers*. As a cart attendant at Target one thing I need to do is check to make sure the restrooms are clean.......I dread this with a passion. People can be so filthy. The mens' restroom always smells like pee and the ladies' restroom has toilet paper everywhere.

I guess I've had better luck when I was a dish-washer at Ground Round. But I recall a video a year or two back about how the women's bathroom has "the demon stench". I guess I never encountered it either, though.....plus, that's a whole other topic, so for everyone's sake, I won't go into it......unless someone asks.
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generalschrimpf wrote:


severticas wrote:


generalschrimpf wrote:

Perfectly legitimate question! And yes, I have to control my fluid, since they have nowhere to go until treatments, I can only drink up to 32 oz a day. Any more, and fluid can build up in my ankles, feet, hands, arms, and worst of all, chest. When I found out I had failure (for the 3rd time), at the time I was having bad chest pains, found out I had over 2 liters of fluid around my heart. Not good hahahah


Dude... Hope it didn't cause other complications.


S'all good dude, even if it does it doesn't effect me mentally. Keep smiling, and it'll all be better ^_^


I suppose "fuck it" is the best outlook.
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I understand that, but why so blunt...
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xIronKitsunex wrote:

I have never once pissed on the toilet seat. I have accidentally left some drops off period blood but that's something not in my control.
I have never heard of females missed the toilet seat. I live with my brother and boyfriend and they both piss on the seat and on the side of the toilet like damn animals. I occasionally sit in puddle of piss and I really hate it.


I'm just gunna giggle a bit for a few seconds at the absurdity spoken there, and NOW, focus on HOPING that's a Troll of some sort.
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x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:


xIronKitsunex wrote:

I have never once pissed on the toilet seat. I have accidentally left some drops off period blood but that's something not in my control.
I have never heard of females missed the toilet seat. I live with my brother and boyfriend and they both piss on the seat and on the side of the toilet like damn animals. I occasionally sit in puddle of piss and I really hate it.


I'm just gunna giggle a bit for a few seconds at the absurdity spoken there, and NOW, focus on HOPING that's a Troll of some sort.


I don't think that was a troll...
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Hey, let's complain about something women do, because there is absolutely no chance of a backlash ...
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x-Cellar_Door-x wrote:


xIronKitsunex wrote:

I have never once pissed on the toilet seat. I have accidentally left some drops off period blood but that's something not in my control.
I have never heard of females missed the toilet seat. I live with my brother and boyfriend and they both piss on the seat and on the side of the toilet like damn animals. I occasionally sit in puddle of piss and I really hate it.


I'm just gunna giggle a bit for a few seconds at the absurdity spoken there, and NOW, focus on HOPING that's a Troll of some sort.


I'm completely serious ._.
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