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Posted 1/8/15 , edited 1/8/15

FairyIllusions wrote:

I work in a hospital so I'm generally okay with urine, but people have accidentally peed on me but shit is a whole other story..


Thank you for reminding me why I did not major in nursing despite the field having decent job prospects. If only I hadn't gotten stuck dealing with soiled diapers anyway... Ugh, I'm a fool, I could have been getting paid at least.
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Compl3te wrote:

How is it that more females piss on the toilet seat(under the toilet seat) than men!?

Does anyone have statistics because I'm tired of picking up a piss-soaked toilet seat.

-All that is Man


We do it on purpose in the hopes that even one man may one day sit down on it and get a marginal idea of what it's like to sit down on the toilet when the seat is up


It's about doing what is necessary and getting our collective revenge




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Fortunately, I have yet to see blood on the toilet seat. That would be rather alarming.



You just haven't been in enough girls bathrooms
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wrongful_termination wrote:


Compl3te wrote:

How is it that more females piss on the toilet seat(under the toilet seat) than men!?

Does anyone have statistics because I'm tired of picking up a piss-soaked toilet seat.

-All that is Man


We do it on purpose in the hopes that even one man may one day sit down on it and get a marginal idea of what it's like to sit down on the toilet when the seat is up


It's about doing what is necessary and getting our collective revenge


Oh crap you just took my reply!

(although I was only going to say it to be a smartass)
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Posted 1/8/15

severticas wrote:


generalschrimpf wrote:


severticas wrote:


generalschrimpf wrote:

Perfectly legitimate question! And yes, I have to control my fluid, since they have nowhere to go until treatments, I can only drink up to 32 oz a day. Any more, and fluid can build up in my ankles, feet, hands, arms, and worst of all, chest. When I found out I had failure (for the 3rd time), at the time I was having bad chest pains, found out I had over 2 liters of fluid around my heart. Not good hahahah


Dude... Hope it didn't cause other complications.


S'all good dude, even if it does it doesn't effect me mentally. Keep smiling, and it'll all be better ^_^


I suppose "fuck it" is the best outlook.


Pretty much, you're given what you're given. Laugh, be happy, and it'll be better (I'm just generally not a miserable person haha)
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If the OP was seeing pee on the toilet seat how do you know whether that was a man or a woman that just peed there? There's no proof unless you were actually there watching them pee. So next time that happens you'll have to taste it so you can identify who the pee belongs too.
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^ Oh dear. Tasting urine. I wonder what will happen next.
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