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Someone once recorded angered Chuck Norris... From that day on that video tape was called Walker : Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. ...
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.


There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.


Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
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