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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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haha wow
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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