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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16.... Seconds
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close
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Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
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