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Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time
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