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Posted 1/7/15 , edited 1/29/15
Those suffering from GRS are overcome with the fear they they're external genitals (and an added bonus for the ladies: this includes the breasts) are actually shrinking, and/or retracting into the body to the point of complete disappearance.

This isn't one of those one-in-a-million things either; "penis panic" is a mass hysteria event cause by large numbers of people in a certain population comig' down with GRS.

The cure for GRS is a lot simpler than you would imagine. You sit them down, and you explain to them that this retraction is not possible. Wow … how are break-ups more difficult than curing GRS?

Remember kids: tell your friends that retraction is not possible to avoid penis panic.

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Posted 1/7/15
Public service announcements!

People deluded into thinking Genital Elongation Syndrome is real account for the majority of sales revenue for a very specific market.

Warn people of GES. Have them save their money and spare them of their inevitable shame.
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so it's bad if your pee pee touches your butthole?
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I'm not sure what I just red but I think it was inspiring. Or idiotic. Pretty sure it was a combination of both. Mostly idiotic though.
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Isn't this actually more common in Asia? I remember reading about this in my psych class but I forgot what it's called. Think it's actually a Japanese name.
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MoxiRoxi wrote:

Isn't this actually more common in Asia? I remember reading about this in my psych class but I forgot what it's called. Think it's actually a Japanese name.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_%28medicine%29

Apparently Asian and Africa.
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Posted 1/7/15

nooneinparticular wrote:


MoxiRoxi wrote:

Isn't this actually more common in Asia? I remember reading about this in my psych class but I forgot what it's called. Think it's actually a Japanese name.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_%28medicine%29

Apparently Asian and Africa.


Yep that's what it was! I actually can't wait to learn about this kind of stuff for my psych degree xD
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personally want mine to retract so I can wear tighter jeans

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So many phobias I've had yet to hear about. And so many I want to compile a list of, yes, "phobias I would rather forget".
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Good new Martha, it's staying!



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Posted 1/8/15

nooneinparticular wrote:


MoxiRoxi wrote:

Isn't this actually more common in Asia? I remember reading about this in my psych class but I forgot what it's called. Think it's actually a Japanese name.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_%28medicine%29

Apparently Asian and Africa.


and here I was thinking that the whole thing was made up
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Posted 1/8/15
So what happens when it gets really cold for the male people who think this can actually happen, they must freak
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