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Posted 1/9/15 , edited 1/9/15
Name of the game. Name a movie, write a comical review about it. Next person rates the review, writes their own.

Watchmen -
'So you're watching this movie, and BAM! Glowing blue thing. You didn't plan on it being there. You don't know why it's there. But you kinda like it.'
Posted 1/9/15
Transformers- all four movies
" sam and bumblebee are talking and all of a sudden 500 explosion happen because of michael bay"
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Posted 1/10/15
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Friday - Nothing happens at all for two or so hours, butt you end up liking the movie afterwards anyways
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23 / M / Midnight City
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Posted 5/3/16
5 out of 6 can of cherry sodas ( sry i don't know what rating we're supposed to use so i just make one up ;P )

Edge of Tomorrow - Mission Impossible guy in "Groundhog Day" scenario wore some generic mech suit and gets killed repeatedly in comical ways for the 1st half hour before becoming the ultimate alien slayer. Also the baker's wife from "In The Wood" got bitchin' hot and badass in this movie, (that push up scene is so haaaaaaaaaaaaawt!).
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37 / M / So. Cal
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Posted 5/4/16
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50 Shads of Grey: A girl interviews a billionaire who proceeds to stalk her until she signs a contract agreeing to be his sex slave. After a series of text messages they break up.
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23 / M / Midnight City
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Star Wars Episode I Phantom Menace : Space politics that would bore even the most resilient soul plus pod racing, glow stick battle and motherfucking JAR JAR BINKS.
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