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Cheesiest pickup line ever
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"Heard you were taking out, I'll have a triple cheese pizza for pick-up"
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"Damn , I want you more than pizza"
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20 / F / USA
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Posted 1/16/15
how dare you.
Posted 1/16/15
Will you be my Christmas present?
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Posted 1/17/15 , edited 1/17/15
3 years ago I told her she didn't need sugar as she was sweet enough, I'm proposing to her in a few months
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23 / M / ohio
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Posted 1/17/15
HEY YO baby, was your daddy a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
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25 / M / USA
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Posted 1/17/15 , edited 1/17/15
I dont know about cheesiest..theres to many. The least creative one is "ayo bitch!! come over here!"

but heres the creepiest/dirtiest one ive heard... "are u into astrology?? Cause im trying to make it to uranus" .......................


Edit: i take it back the cheesiest one is something like "Is your dad a thief? He stole the stars and put them in your eyes" rofl
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32 / M / Riding sound waves
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Posted 1/17/15 , edited 1/17/15
Lets see...

"Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special!"

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31 / M
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Posted 1/17/15
Would you like a slice of pizza? Cause i want a slice of that ass.
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lol, trust you to take it to another level
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21 / M / Sweden
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My dick just died, can i bury it into your vagina?
Posted 1/17/15
Are you a firefly? Because you bring light to my life.
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30 / M
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Posted 1/17/15
No way! I like Jack Johnson too!
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22 / F / None ya business.
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28 / F / SC
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Posted 1/17/15
ooh gimme some of that
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