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Posted 1/17/15 , edited 1/17/15

TheOmegaForce70941 wrote:

My dick just died, can i bury it into your vagina?
Asking for consent, I like this
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Posted 1/19/15


ROFL sugoi desu!
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"Is that bruise on your leg from when you fell from heaven?"
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I'd eat you like a Frenchman eats cheese....?
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laughed more than I should of.
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Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
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Posted 1/19/15
All of them.
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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

The dark knight isn't the only thing that rises tonight!

Do you like dragons? Because i'll be draggin' my balls all over your face

There's going to be 8 planets left when i'm done with uranus!
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"How would you prefer your eggs in the morning... scrambled or fertilized?"
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Are you 10 years old? Because I'd like to gag you and keep you in my garage
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oh I got some!!

1. "Ooo honey. Did you fart? Cause you blew mw away."

2. "Are you a golden retriever? Cause you are a hot dog!" (don't recommend usage..not the nicest thing to say.)

3. " I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me. *wink* "

4. " the other day I was reading the book of numbers then I realized.. I don't have yours."

5. " Hey baby you better call life alert because I've fallen for you and can't get back up."

6. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again."

As you can tell I love pick up lines.
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Do you want to go halves with me on a bastard?
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24 / M / Under your skin.
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Posted 1/19/15
Best thread I've seen in a while. A+
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Posted 1/19/15 , edited 1/19/15


Search button has it's uses though...

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-863577/bad-pick-up-lines?pg=0

edit: nvm, you made this thread jokes to post the pick. Well done.
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Do you have wifi..... cuz im feeling a strong connection between you and me. did i win?
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