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Chuck Norris Facts
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Posted 11/21/06
i recently came accross some interesting facts about chuck norris, i encourage you all to share what you know about this great man. ( i dont care if its stolen, but their friggan hilarious)

1.Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi

2. Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does

3. Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. ..On his penis.

4. "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

5. Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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6) there used to be life on mars, then chuck norris arrived
7) chuck norris doesnt read, he stares the book down untill he gets the informatoin he wants
8) and on the seventh day, chuck norris created god [ i made this one up, arent i cool?]
9) chuck norris doesnt get wet, wet gets chuck norris
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10. Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Red Bull is made out of chuck norrises urin

when the decision to drop the bomb or send chuck in came up they decided to drop the bomb because they thought it was more humane
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12. Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven
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13. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
14. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
15. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
16. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
17. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
18. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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13. Chuck Norris was severely owned by Bruce Lee in front of his own students.
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14. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep
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You skipped mine....
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Posted 11/21/06
I hate all these people abosed with chuck norris. What is wrong with you all. You are like a cault following me where ever i go. Stop sucking on chuck norris sack and talking about him everywhere. I dont know what is the obbsion with him this year but almost everyone that can type or talk is trying to spam everywhere about him. If you love him that much just come out of the closet like we all know you people will. Then you can find your true man.
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who's Chuck norris?
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hahah wetto, relax pen, its all in good fun, you dont like chuck, well let me tell you something..
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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chuck norris couldnt find the stair way to heavn so he made a pile of dead bodys to climb up.
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