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ah god....

lock it dammit!

Get with the times.

THE CHUCK NORRIS FAD IS OVER!
Is was fun in the beginning but its over now! ><

and NO, don't respond with Chuck Norris will never be over or blah blah blah wigga wigga wigga
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KuRRopT wrote:

ah god....

lock it dammit!

Get with the times.

THE CHUCK NORRIS FAD IS OVER!
Is was fun in the beginning but its over now! ><

and NO, don't respond with Chuck Norris will never be over or blah blah blah wigga wigga wigga


Chuck Norris will never be over or blah blah blah wigga wigga wigga.
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Chuck Norris can divide by 0
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Charizard walked downtown with an erection....

There were no survivors
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Posted 11/22/06 , edited 4/24/08
Low And High tide is caused by chuck norris flieing over the ocean, when he does God pisses in his pants.

Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris Underwear.

(following are my own makeing)
Charizard once owned Chuck Norris in DoTa, and what followed was what they called The Dark Ages.

Chuck Norris can never have a child with any normal woman, since it would be equal to a thermo nuclear warhead if the baby started to kick.

Charizard once barfed up a hairball (hair from the 3 Pikachus he had for dinner) and what came out of it was later dubbed the Sun.
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Posted 11/22/06 , edited 4/24/08
??? :huh:
Jigglypuff owns all other pokemon!!!
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Posted 11/22/06 , edited 4/24/08
Yeah it can SING!!!!!
(OMFG IT SINGS NOOO WAAAAY IMMMMBAAAAA!)
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Posted 11/22/06 , edited 4/24/08
Chuck norris droped the soap......and butt raped everyone else.
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chucknorris doesnt have aids but he gives them anyways
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Posted 11/22/06 , edited 4/24/08
i dont get it.
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Chuck norris's tears cure cancer to bad he never cries EVER!

Water doesnt get chuck norris wet chuck norris gets the water wet

Chuck norris can believe its not butter
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Chuck Norris Once got a tumor, it turned out to be Cancer, he said "Great!" then he went out and make Lobster Bisc Of the Cancer.

Charizard Doesent get angry, he just BBQ-s alot.

My favorite Chuck Norris joke: The reason behind Chinas over population is that one time Chuck Norris held a Martial Arts tourament, he used his trade-mark Round-House kick and all the women in a 120 Mile Radius immediatley got pregnant.

Chuck Norrisses roundhouse kick has so much power in i that if it could be tapped it could power the entire country of Australia for 13 hours straight.

Btw: Bestechung: 2 of them are already up and 1 i dont understand...(is it from some margarin or pop-corn commercial or something?)

(k i know, but they cant all be gems)
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Posted 11/22/06 , edited 4/24/08

bestechung wrote:

Water doesnt get chuck norris wet chuck norris gets the water wet
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no no no no it's: Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water get's Chuck Norris
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Posted 11/22/06 , edited 4/24/08
when Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn't push himself up he's pushing the earth down
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