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Chuck Norris walks into a bar with an erection. No one survives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight not because he is afraid of the dark...but because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called. "The Islands"
Chuck Norris once lost a testicle in a dual with wolverine. We now know it as Jupiter
Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Crap double posted sry guys.
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Nayru wrote:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris bit my friend Bradlington Frost
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Xan wrote:
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Water doesnt get chuck norris wet chuck norris gets the water wet
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no no no no it's: Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water get's Chuck Norris
When Charizard catches on fire he doesn't get burnt, the fire gets Charizard
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
thats easy just shot the other guy first
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
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AznXAssassin wrote:
Nayru wrote:
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
thats easy just shot the other guy first
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
Chuck Norris was raped by Charizard before his dad
You see what I'm doing to the Chuck Norris fad? I'm pissing all over it with my lvl 99 Charizard
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lol KuRRopT
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.
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when you can see chuck norris chuck norris can see you when you can't see chuck norris you may only be moments from death
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HAHAHS DARFJONO! turns off tha dark?
chuck went to hungry jack once and asked for a big mac.. and he got one!
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haha go chuck norris
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